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BuryYourDead
< Decide to make the most of it. You make two hand puppets from your gloves called Porkins and Terry
Post by
Neonhyper
> "Emergency!"
Wave the knife at the door.
You scream 'Emergency!' and wave the knife on your belt at where you think the door is.
Nothing happens.
Stupid knife.
Stupid inn.
< Decide to make the most of it. You make two hand puppets from your gloves called Porkins and Terry
You pull of your gloves, and remake them as Porkins and Terry! You begin talking between the two of them.
"You're stupid, Terry." You comment to the one sock puppet who looks dejectedly at the floor.
"He is, you're very smart Tom," Porkins replies.
"I hate you all!" Terry mumbles.
Porkins scoffs, "You need to grow up, emo head."
You sigh, "Stop fighting you two!"
The glove puppets shut up for a bit.
>
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Anmity
> The hand puppets starts attacking you.
Post by
Neonhyper
> The hand puppets starts attacking you. It hurts
Porkins begins eating your face, while Terry is trying to chew your shoulder. You wrestle with the two glove puppets for a moment before sitting on them to get them to stop.
"WE SURRENDER!" Terry shouts.
Porkins grumbles.
You do not stop sitting on them.
>
Post by
BuryYourDead
< you kick the door down. It wasnt that strong anyway.
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Post by
Anmity
> Look out of the window to see if there's anything there
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Neonhyper
< you kick the door down. It wasnt that strong anyway.
You kick the door, it falls over.
What the crap?
Terry laughs at you, you kick him.
> Yell: "I'd like to check out please!"
You stand up and look around the illuminated closet, there's nothing there. You shrug and look at Terry and Porkins. They remain silent as you call out to someone in the inn.
No reply.
Porkins snickers.
> Look out of the window to see if there's anything there
You go to look at a window, but something wraps around your arm.
It's slimy.
>
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Anmity
> Enjoy the feel of the slimy thing
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Neonhyper
> Enjoy the feel of the slimy thing
You stand there.
"Oh yeah, keep going... keep going..." You muttered, as the slimy thing pokes you and slithers around you.
You then stop talking, it's getting really cold in here.
> That turns out to be a slimy statue of The Kid from IWTBTG.
Stares at statue.
You have a feeling this isn't a statue poking you.
You look over your shoulder.
It's a tentacle.
You
really
hate this town.
>
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BuryYourDead
< You hear something crash downstairs.
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Neonhyper
< You hear something crash downstairs.
You take the first chance to get out of here. You run through the closet door, making sure Terry and Porkins are with you as he leave the closet. You feel disgusting, like a giant tentacle just touched you.
Oh wait.
< Go down the stairs
You don't have to tell yourself twice, you're down the stairs, rushing to get away.
You look across the room, to find that a vase had shattered.
>
Post by
Anmity
> Try to find the exit
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Neonhyper
> Try to find the exit
You look around, seeing the hallway out of this crazy place.
>
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BuryYourDead
<Sneeze. Another Blue slime appears from your nose.
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Anmity
> Jump up and down for a while
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Neonhyper
> Go to the fire place and try to light it to kill your marionettes.
Then go to the hallway.
You go over to the fire, and see that its lit. You look down at Porkins and Terry..
YOU CAN'T DO IT!
You head out to the hallway, Terry is sobbing in joy.
<Sneeze. Another Blue slime appears from your nose.
You sneeze, and one of those creepy blue slimes appears on the ground out of your nose. You freak out again like a little girl, Porkins kills the creepy thing while you're spazzing.
> Jump up and down for a while
You jump and down out of fear for your own sanity. Terry tries calming you down.
>
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