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An elephant points a gun at you... what do you do?
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Post by
cheezedood21
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You start taking the shrooms again, and do nasty stuff.
You are out of shrooms. You better think of something quick, the hooker is waking up.
Post by
Laihendi
Why was the hooker sleeping?
Post by
cheezedood21
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Ponder why the hooker was sleeping.
It seems that she's dead.
Ew.
Post by
Dragoonman
Well, first, I would begin to realize that the pill I was given by that crazy clown wasn't a cheeseburger. I would figure out I was tripping on acid by the time I noticed an elephant was holding a gun. How could he even pull the stupid trigger?
Then, I would ask, "WTF, how are you holding a gun?"
Joe would say, "You killed my parents and fed me my mother! It is impossible to hate a person more!"
To which I would reply, "I didn't know... But, I do have something to give you that is from your mother."
Joe lowers the gun... somehow...
I would walk slowly towards him, pulling something out of my back pocket.
It was a make-shift gun made out of a wallet and some toothpicks.
I slowly start to pull if from my back, WHIPLASH IT OUT AND SHOOT JOE IN THE FACE 8 TIMES!
Joe dies.
I have a nice meal, discover he had grown thumbs by sheer will power, and tell the other elephants that they are free!
I drive my car back to the circus, shoot the crazy clown in the legs, and give him to the police man wearing the puma hat.
I then head back home. I notice my lampshade has had babies with the couch cover, and has named them.
Then we all live happily ever after... until the LSD wore off and I wake up in a hospital missing my kidney and some teeth.
Perfect ending.
Post by
Laihendi
Woah, what did the clown do that was wrong?
Post by
cheezedood21
He had a potato.
Post by
Dragoonman
Woah, what did the clown do that was wrong?
He gave me LSD!
Post by
irishsnout
elephants dont have trigger fingers so i would eat a sandwich
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Interest
> Drop to the ground.
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Post by
denjerre
Get a mouse. They run away from that, don't they?
Post by
Thror
Get a mouse. They run away from that, don't they?
In Tom and Jerry and the Laihendi realm, yes. IRL, they dont give a damn.
I mourn the deaths of all the fools that thought the elephant will not be able to pull the trigger.
I would taunt the elephant, call him a coward, and challenge him to a classic western duel. Running wouldnt help anyway, there is nothing to hide behind nearby, and the monkeys from the previous part of the ZOO destroyed my kinetic barriers by throwing AP bananas at me.
Anyway, unless the elephant uses FMJ ammunition, his bullets are not gonna penetrate my skin.
And of course i would win the duel. His bullet would be reflected by my electromagnetic drill, then i would throw a fireball at him, and finish him off with my Rivet Gun.
Then switch to bear form and teabag his corpse.
Post by
Heckler
Give him the ol'
Adam We Psyche Out
:
I should warn you, I have a tiny bullet proof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my body, and if you hit it, I'll be unharmed, and your plan will be foiled. You'll be the laughing stock of me!
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Post by
Dragoonman
>Ask him how the hell he is holding a gun
>While he thinks about how the hell he is holding a gun I run behind him and steal the gun
>Shoot him
>Wake up in hospital with my kidney missing
That was my idea.
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