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An elephant points a gun at you... what do you do?
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Post by
Gnoktish
You begin to talk to Joe.
You: "Joe, I know you hate me. But is this the way to get revenge!"
Joe: "You've killed my parents! They would want this to happen to you!"
You: "You sure there is no other way to solve this without a corpse?"
Joe: " Well, maybe
something
could work other than this..."
*Joe does everything descripted in the link, you are horribly scarred for life!*
Post by
Laihendi
Leonard Dicaprio walks in and tels me that this is somebody else's dream and the elephant is a projection sensing an intruder...
So not to get off topic or anything... but I saw that movie and it didn't live up to the hype for me :-/ At least Toy Story 3 did :)
Post by
Theder
I would Summon Captain Planet and thus have him shoot Captain Planet instead of me.
Really. Who hasn't thought about it? >.>
Post by
634464
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Post by
Theder
He'd be too busy preaching about how droll it is to be 5 teenagers ^&*!@.
And when he preaches, bad things happen.
Post by
Laihendi
#$%^ captain planet grab his gun shoot 10 times in the middle of his head
I love Captain Planet :(
Post by
627247
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Post by
Laihendi
Are you talking about Joe or Captain Planet?
Post by
Theder
Neither. Joe would throw an english textbook at him and knock him out cold :P
Post by
Laihendi
Throw the book at who? I'm kind of lost.
Captain Planet?
Post by
Sandos
I take it away from him, stick it up his ass and pull the trigger 'till it goes "click".
Free cookie if you get the reference
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
OT: I'd start running away zig-zagging. Apparently, elephants have bad vision and it confuses them.
At least, that's what Bear Grylls claims
Post by
Laihendi
I read that that's a survival instinct for rabbits...
Post by
Fwibbles
I put my finger in the barrel.
Post by
Laihendi
I put my finger in the barrel.
Wouldn't that just get your finger hurt?
Post by
Hesten
I would divide by zero and watch what would happen.
Post by
451639
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Post by
Laihendi
This is a forum game?
Post by
mindthegap5
He has no fingers to pull the trigger :)
Post by
Orkel
Rape it.
Straight up.
Karate kick that gun out of that %^&*!es hand.
Grab it's front leg and drag it to the floor.
Pin it and take off it's clothes all whilst whispering into it's ear how fun this is going to be.
Then unzip your trousers and get to work.
Get up and walk away leaving one very scarred for life Elephant.
I am sick in the head.
ROFL you forgot to leave it in there and present the first human-elephant baby to the IRS or FDA or FBI or whatever those people are
Post by
Dragoonman
Rape it.
Straight up.
Karate kick that gun out of that %^&*!es hand.
Grab it's front leg and drag it to the floor.
Pin it and take off it's clothes all whilst whispering into it's ear how fun this is going to be.
Then unzip your trousers and get to work.
Get up and walk away leaving one very scarred for life Elephant.
I am sick in the head.
ROFL you forgot to leave it in there and present the first human-elephant baby to the IRS or FDA or FBI or whatever those people are
WTF?
That was.... scary O.o
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