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Warchief Election 2010; The Big Debate!
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Post by
denjerre
Garrosh Hellscream is going to be the (temporary?) new Warchief of the Horde in Cataclysm. We all know this. Some -actually, practically everyone- are strongly against this change. Garrosh was their
absolutely last
choice for a leader. On these very forums,
better Warchiefs have been proposed.
Unfortunately, Azeroth is no democracy.
But what if it was? What if we, the people, could choose the new Warchief? What if there were multiple candidates who went against each other for the position? Surely we'd have to have some sort of thing were they can give their opinions on various topics. And so, ladies and gentlemen, I present you the Big Debate for the Warchief Elections 2010.
The rules are the following; each user is allowed to chose one Warcraft-related person or object and take on his or her role. You can be anything you want;
Basic Campfire
, the Lakeshire bridge, or even
Garrosh
himself! They will give their opinions on chosen subjects, which I decide. The eventual winner is the one who receives the support of the entire community. After that decision is made, I will personally write a letter to Blizzard urging them to follow the choice of the people!
You will now be allowed to take the role of the chosen person or object. The first question is; What is the primary reason people should pick you as the new Warchief?
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Post by
Rilgon
I'm a damn space goat and I'm for Vol'jin for Warchief.
Post by
denjerre
Alright, let's count the votes so far;
Vol'jin; 1
Vol'jin currently has 100% community support!
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409528
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Post by
denjerre
go team vol'jin.
tusk > no tust
That is indeed true. Tusts suck.
Post by
xaratherus
I am Saurfang the Elder.
My mighty Cleave will destroy any foe who dares stand against it.*
I think Garrosh is a hot-headed fool.
I am the only thing standing between the Horde and the horrid monster, Hogger.
Tirion Fordring is my home boy.
I had a son named Dranosh. That's right, Dranosh. Did you hear me? His name was Dranosh. It means "Heart of Draenor". Dranosh.
When elected, I will bring to the Horde:
Protection against Hogger.
An army of eternal Gamons to defend Orgrimmar.
More children named Dranosh. Lots more. Heart of Draenor - remember it.
Pie.
The above is definitely not a lie.
In closing: Dranosh.
Post by
EpicDragon
I am
Malachite
, and I believe I would be a better warchief than Garrosh because:
I am shiny
I don't smell (like a certain other warchief)
I can be made into 10(!) different things.
I can be found on over 200(!) different mobs.
And some other stuff...
And I propose for:
Malachite price inflation. Sell me for a puny gold? No thanks.
Candles for everyone.
Health insurance and credit cards for all NPC's. This way they will not have to carry Me with them to pay.
Cake.
Above statement is a lie.
More effective
prospecting
. Come on, I have to reproduce.
So, when you are there at the booth, vote green.
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goshadstep2lose
varian
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Post by
denjerre
A quick summary so far;
Shadow Hunter Vol'jin, current leader of the Darkspear Tribe, eagerly jumped at an opportunity to present himself to the public. His strong points are, according to him, his good looks, hatred for Garrosh and years of uselessness. He immediately received the support of two(!) members of the community, one of which openly voiced his dislike of tusts.
However, he nearly admitted to defeat when the second candidate arrived on the scene, Varok Saurfang, a well-know figure in Orcish society. His skills in cleaving, having sons named Dranosh (Heart of Dreanor - who get rolfstomped in their first seen battle by a puny Human) and keeping huge Gnolls at bay would make him the excellent Warchief. We wish him the best of luck.
The third candidate is an outcast in this election. Malachite seeks to improve the Horde's economy, increase its shinyness and decrease its smellyness. He also gives away free candles, possibly opening a spot for the Kobolds to join the Horde. He urges the people to vote green, but it is currently unkown if he really cares about nature and may be a Night Elf in disguise.
King Varian Wrynn also
pooped
popped in quickly to greet everyone, but he was quickly driven away by the Grunts.
The fifth candidate is perhaps the most controversial yet. Kil'Jaeden the Deciever, who is very thrustworthy for being a notable traitor, promises the Horde great power and dominance over everything, like bunnies, or squirrels. He also notes his good looks and cunning plans to destroy Stormwind. His supposed motto for this mission is
'OBLIVION!
'.
Five sly and cunning candidates so far, who all stand a very good chance at becoming the new Warchief of the Horde. Exept Varian. He smells.
Post by
EpicDragon
He urges the people to vote green, but it is currently unkown if he really cares about nature and may be a Night Elf in disguise.
I demand correction. I was merely playing on the color of Myself, which conveniently enough is the same as orcs.
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Post by
Capnboomkin
Hi, my name is Bolvar Fordragon, and you should elect me as the new Warchief.
I can offer protection against the Scourge.
I'm against clubbing baby seals.
Save the murlocs!
Reduced Auction House prices.
Fair treatment for elementals!
Make peace with the Alliance (it's the least I can do, previously being a human and all)
Go Bolvar or Go Home!
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