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Things I've seen in recent dungeon that made me laugh
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Monday
I've had the fishing pole thing happen before, to tanks with me... and to myself.
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deathbyte
I've had the fishing pole thing happen before, to tanks with me... and to myself.
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My brother once did EoE with his fishing pole equipped (back in Wrath). He was leveling his fishing in Dal and joined the group and didn't realize he still had it equipped. He came in third in dps (he is a spriest)
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BigH
A whole group of people who did not attack the mobs that have heals even after I had pointed them out, raid marked them, and tried to CC them myself. Note here, they did not simply not CC them, they did not even target them. I was healing the same fight for over ten minutes while they ignored my constant shouts of "KILL THE HEALER MOB WITH THE GIANT SKULL OVER IT'S HEAD!"
This was happening in a Vortex Pinnacle run I was in the other night. Except the hunter was actually CCing the healers, but for some reason the tank would immediately run out out of his way to break the trap and then switch mobs. In one instance the hunter CCed something in the group, and having that get broken was understandable, but in at least three pulls the hunter froze a target well out of AoE range, and every time the tank would run over and break it, then switch back to his previous target.
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Problimatic
My healer in Well of Eternity once was a ret paladin...... Thankfully I was on my dk and the trash doesn't hit very hard. Though after we nearly wiped on the first boss who is stupidly easy, we were able to kick him.
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RealUnimportant
I can beat you all.
Back in Vanilla, an infamous warrior on my server was the only tank available for an instance the rest of us wanted to do, and as we really had nothing else we wanted to do we figured we'd give it a go. I think it was BRD, it may have been LBRS but it was certainly nothing more complicated than that.
After a few pulls, and a few wipes, we noticed that our tank wasn't keeping aggro as well as you'd have expected given their gear & duration at lvl60 (they'd been max level for months)... A quick review of the combat log showed that they weren't using any of the usual attacks used to build threat. We pointed this out, and they admitted that they usually played Fury, & asked what they should do? We said "well, if they get away from you then you need to taunt the target."
What happens on the next pull?
"Crappywarrior tells Nextmob to bring it."
Yup, they'd used /taunt. *facepalm*
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Ahrendel
Just hit 15 with a priest, and queued into LFD. Got Ragefire Chasm, so off we go.
Cloth item drops, hunter needs and wins it. I ask if the hunter would give it over, and he goes -ballistic- saying it's an upgrade over what he has.
I inspect the guy, and he's wearing literally all cloth intellect/spirit gear. So I told him, "You know hunters use agility as their primary stat, not intellect, yes?" I got a good earful on how my mother raised a retarded !@#$% !@#$ sucking trailer trash mother effer. That it was an upgrade over what he had and that priests need to learn their class.
I 'accidentally' let him die later on.
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Nathanyal
I 'accidentally' let him die later on.
That is why I love playing a healer. I was healing an Vortex Pinnacle and this dps decided to afk and just follow me. Well we couldn't vote kick him so we just did the last boss. I decided to stand outside the lighting field during the giant lighting storm and bubble myself while the dps got killed. I thought it was great.
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skumbananer
This is not funny, more a wierd coincidence with LFG. I tanked a End Time on my orc warrior, and got grouped with 4(!) female blood elf paladins. One holy, three rets.
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Quesac
A hunter needing a str axe so he could "Draw back the bow faster" with the extra str...
Should have told him to wait till the next boss. A compound bow drops from there.
Post by
Felixkik
Wall of text incoming.
I was thinking of writing this in a new thread, however I decide to write here instead.
I can't say those kind of experience funny anymore, it is more of a "not respecting to other people in your group or community" thing. Players who call themselves "experienced", who has a couple of raiding 85s, act so "professional" to make other players sick actually. I know Blizzard nerfed lower level content a lot, instances are very easy to complete, but this is not an excuse for acting like you are the only one in the world. More than enough for an introduction, I will go on with some examples.
1- Yeah I'm damn good, I can just run through this instance in 5 minutes guy (Tank)
To be clear, running through instances is not easy for very class, especially for ranged damage dealers . A fire mage (level of15) don't have
ability yet. His acceptable damage ability had approximately 3 seconds of cast time. Take it easy.
Every world of warcraft player have a right to level professions also. You should give them some time for looting (i.e. clothes), skinning, mining and herb gathering.
Rend
+
,
Bloodboil
,
Swipe
or
Hammer of the Righteous
sometimes is not enough for you to keep aggro while on the run. Some high focused damage on a mob make you to loose it. You need to be aware of that kind of situations, and as Blizzard suggested, to protect your allies.
I have to be the first on recount damage dealer
Tanks need time to build aggro. In lower level dungeons, mob packs might be a real headache according to various situations. Just saying.... Don't pull before the tank. If you have a need to satisfy your ego, go roll a tank class. Tanking is not all about leadership. If you know the instance well, queue for the leadership, tell what to do and be happy. Pulling is no good.
Don't /follow healer, except emergency in real life.
Go practice or research on your spells as soon as you learn them.
Cloth wearing retribution paladins are famous those days. Come on guys, what is wrong with you?
I know, it takes a lot longer for a damage dealer to enter an instance, but believe me, entering as a tank with a balance druid spec won't save you time. Respect to other people in your group.
Dear warlock, you miss understood
Life Tap
spell. It doesn't mean to convert my mana into yours. Regards, the healer.
This is easy as hell healer
You now what, you have to learn your spells, too. Now search for
Pain Suppression
in wowhead dear disc priest.
Most of the healers have a damage dealing or a tanking off-spec for either questing or fun. This should be discussed in a separate topic but..... I need that trinket, lady, I need it so bad. Do NOT be an os Ninja. Kindly ask for it.
Hmm..
Rejuvenation
is not enough for you to keep me up, you have full mana and you are complaining about my armor. Did you try
? No.. Ok. I'll leave now.
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Problimatic
I was tanking on my warrior bank alt for some valor bracers for one of my toons. The mage gave me focus magic.
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