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Nathanyal
If lemonade is made from lemons, what are Gatorade and Powerade made from?
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Trollfucious
If lemonade is made from lemons, what are Gatorade and Powerade made from?
Trollfucious thinks that such things should be self-evident. Gatorade is made from gators. Powerade is made from Chuck Norris. That should tell the honorable Natahyl much about the nature of lemons, that they keep such dangerous company.
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Post by
hymer
O Trollfucious, with Spring coming, the weeds in my garden start to grow again, though I weeded them all last summer, and all the summer before. What is the learning curve for a weed? If it is bad, can you offer any insights on how to persevere?
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Trollfucious
What is difference with Fanta and Jaffa?
Trollfucious does not know the Jaffa. However, he looked it up on the Wiki and he believes that if they are thirst-quenching fruit-flavored carbonated beverages then they may be similar to the Fanta. However, they do not have the Fanta Girls, who make very nice commercials that make Trollfucious want to watch and buy the Fanta. The Wiki says that there is a type of Jaffa called Zombieberry, though, so it may be that Fanta needs to make the Jaffa flavors, or Jaffa needs to hire the Fanta women, and then one will emerge victorious in the war of citrus beverages.
Post by
lonewolfe31705
What is the best flavor of Fanta, and is it better than the same flavor in Faygo?
Post by
Patty
What is it like in Trollfucia?
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Trollfucious
O Trollfucious, with Spring coming, the weeds in my garden start to grow again, though I weeded them all last summer, and all the summer before. What is the learning curve for a weed? If it is bad, can you offer any insights on how to persevere?
Trollfucious say that many teachers who seek to instruct soon find their students in a vegetative state and cannot get through to them. When ones students are actually vegetation, Trollfucious imagines that it is a lost cause. He does not believe that weeds can be made to reform and see the error of their ways, they all must come from "bad seeds" (haha- was a Trollfuciosu joke word again).
Trollfucious suggests that if the honorable Hymer wishes to keep his nice, clean, well-behaved garden plants safe from the peer pressure of nasty weeds, he makes sure to cut off and dig out all of the reproductive bits of the weeds (flowers, underground root systems, etc.) to keep them from spreading their seeds, and making more like them. Trollfucious would give same advice about weeding out bad boyfriends for daughters =D
What is the best flavor of Fanta, and is it better than the same flavor in Faygo?
Trollfucious favorite flavor of Fanta is Strawberry, and while he has not had the Faygo soda, he thinks it would be hard to find a better taste that the glorious Fanta Strawberry. Also, the Strawberry Fanta Girl makes Trollfucious very happy.
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Trollfucious
What is it like in Trollfucia?
It is often too cold in Trollfucia, because honorable mother has hot flashes, and won't turn the heat above 64 degrees, and so Trollfucious often wears his Snuggie. It is also loud in Trollfucia, because the neighbors of Trollfucia leave their window open all the time. The one honorable neighbor of Trollfucious is apparently a worthless, cheating, son of a **** and the other neighbor of Trollfucia should have listened to her mother, it seems, and this is often screamed at 3 o'clock in the morning. And then there are the police sirens after the yelling, which get noisy too.
All of Trollfucia is carpeted because of honorable mother's noise intolerance, except the out side because running in the grass makes no noise like running on the floor, and so there doesn't need to be carpet out there. There is often Fanta in the refrigerator in Trollfucia, and usually Spaghetti-O's and Mac and Cheese in the cabinets, and it is 7 miles from the KFC. And there are no lemons in Trollfucia- none at all, ever.
Honorable mother is in charge of Trollfucia, but she sleeps a lot and like to lock her door, so usually Trollfucia makes decisions democratically anyway, between Trollfucious and Dogfucious. When there is a tie, there is a coin flip for who will win the vote.
Trollfucia is constantly under assault by the US Mail squads of South Jersey, which infringe its sovereignty by walking right past the "Beware of Dogfucious" sign and putting the mail through the door slot, but honorable mother will not take the reasonable step of putting a mailbox outside the fence to defend our borders. So it is left to Trollfucious to mount the defense, and he leaves legos to step on and makes scary chalk drawings to try and protect the sovereignty, but they do not deter the mail squads. Dogfucious sometimes leaves things to deter them on the walkway too, and his are much more effective, so Dogfucious is the Trollfucian Minister of Defense.
Trollfucious is in charge of increasing tourism to Trollfucia, and often invites people over for Fanta and Zombie programs, and maybe to play the riveting Scrabble, but they do not come. Trollfucious is considering making brochures.
Post by
hymer
O Trollfucious, what would you like for breakfast?
Post by
Trollfucious
O Trollfucious, what would you like for breakfast?
Trollfucious has heard of a thing where people eat a piece of fried chicken on a biscuit for breakfast, and he thinks this is a glorious idea. Trollfucious is sad that the honorable KFC does not open at breakfast time, or he would order their extra crispy chicken and their biscuits and make this breakfast himself. The McDonalds has it, but he does not like the McDonalds because they flatten all their cheeseburgers, and Trollfucious does not appreciate establishments which oppress their meat :(
Trollfucious would make the chicken biscuit at home, but he may not use honorable mother's stove or oven, since the incident with the roof, the kiddie pool and the popcorn. She takes the knobs into her room with her so that he cannot, and he has to use the microwave instead, and sometimes the toaster. So usually Trollfucious eats Lucky charms for breakfast, but he usually only eats the bites with marshmallows, and drinks the marshmallow milk, and throws the rest away.
If Trollfucious was offered breakfast, though, he would like the chicken biscuit, but he would wonder why there was a stranger in Trollfucia who was offering to cook breakfast for him. It would have to be a stranger because honorable mother doesn't make breakfast. She does not make lunch or dinner either, except sometimes she makes the call for pizza or Chinese food so she is kind of making the dinner then.
Post by
Nathanyal
If you like chicken biscuits, you should try Whataburger's honey butter chicken biscuit.
There is also chicken and waffles that some places have. It is also good, especially when you have syrup on the chicken.
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1069282
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Post by
Trollfucious
Oh the great one... Am I slightly mad if I see dreams where my dead granmother comes and says that everything was my fault?
And can men cry?
Trollfucious say that a man can cry and a boy can cry, and the difference is in what will make them cry. Men will cry when their grandmother dies, or their wife leaves them, or when their child is hurt. A boy would cry about that, and also about silly things like not getting the sneakers he wants, not getting to stay up late, not being able to post profanity on an internet forum, etc. Trollfucious thinks that someone who is quick to yell about real men not crying has only a passing familiarity with real men.
Trollfucious thinks that one is never mad because of their dreams. Dreams are a free pass for your brain to do whatever it wants without judgement or consequence. It's when it thinks about things that it knows are wrong, or weird, or make no sense- maybe because it's just trying to get rid of bits of things you saw and heard, and didn't think about while you are awake. Trollfucious thinks that it is only when one is unable to separate their dreams from their life, that they might be a bit unhinged.
For example, if Trollfucious has a dream, and in that dream he is riding Horse-Dogfucious to KFC to rescue Jessika with a K from her illiterate mother, and he has to fight zombie lemon monsters with his authentic replica lightsaber with real-working sounds, and then they ride off through a giant pool while it is raining popcorn, his brain is just playing with all the Trollfucious wisdom he posts to the honorable Off-Topic.
If he went after that dream to the KFC with his lightsaber, and stood between Jessika and her illiterate mothers car and was crying (man crying over someone being hurt) and yelling about the lemons, then he would maybe be a little mad. And then the cops would get called. And someone might say "restraining order." Theoretically.
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1069282
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Trollfucious
For example, if Trollfucious has a dream, and in that dream he is riding Horse-Dogfucious to KFC to rescue Jessika with a K from her illiterate mother, and he has to fight zombie lemon monsters with his authentic replica lightsaber with real-working sounds, and then they ride off through a giant pool while it is raining popcorn, his brain is just playing with all the Trollfucious wisdom he posts to the honorable Off-Topic.
If he went after that dream to the KFC with his lightsaber, and stood between Jessika and her illiterate mothers car and was crying (man crying over someone being hurt) and yelling about the lemons, then he would maybe be a little mad. And then the cops would get called. And someone might say "restraining order." Theoretically.
You just gave me a mind&*!@...
You're welcome, oh honorable Tush.
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