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Trollfucious
Oh honorable Trollfucious what is Prion?
Trollfucious wonders if the honorable Tush believes he is a search engine. But he has found the
answer
to his question. Trollfucious suggests in the future that the honorable Tush does his own homework, or he will not learn the things and then the tests will be harder.
Trollfucious has discovered from the google, that a Prion is a protein-based infection. So if you had a steak-cold, or a sausage-influenza, those would probably be prions.
Post by
Rystrave
or a sausage-influenza
I know a few girls that have sausage influenza.
TROLLFUCIOUS! If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
Post by
Trollfucious
TROLLFUCIOUS! If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
Trollfucious has heard trees fall, and they make a thump. And when they fall on honorable mother's car they make a thump/crash/shatter - pit pit pit pit - slam/crash/tring - thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap- BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
If the honorable Rystrave is confused, that is from: it hits the car and all the things break on the car and go crunch- and then the pieces of glass keep dropping all over the driveway- then honorable mother slams open the door and knocks the wind-chimes off the porch- then she walks across the lawn which is wet with no shoes- then she goes BLARGHHHHHHHHHHH.
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1069282
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Post by
Trollfucious
I know a few girls that have sausage influenza.
Trollfucious forgot to tell the honorable Rystrave that he has heard that the best way to prevent the flu is to wash your hands a lot. Perhaps the honorable Rystrave should tell these girls to wash their hands more.
If I cut some ones hand off who has no sense of touch does the person make a sound?
Trollfucious wonders if the honorable Tush watches too many of the Hostel movies. Those movies were scary, and when they did all the things, Digfucious went under the bed to be scared and so of course Trollfucious went under the bed too, but not because Trollfucious was scared because he knows it's only a movie even though it seemed very real and such things could happen maybe.
Trollfucious thinks that even without a sense of touch, or any feeling in the limbs, someone would most likely notice you doing it. The sound they might make would be the sound of them slapping you silly with their own severed hand- that would be a cool ending, and then the movie could make money and people would picket it because they'll think it will lead to an increase in teen violence by way of severed member assault.
Post by
hymer
Knowledgeable and patient Trollfucious, what great philosophers have influenced your thinking over the years?
Post by
Trollfucious
Knowledgeable and patient Trollfucious, what great philosophers have influenced your thinking over the years?
Aristotle, Big Bird, Mr. Miagi, Plato, Play-Dough, that old guy from "The Golden Child," the person who does the voiceovers for The People's Court, and Shaft.
Post by
hymer
I pick up a grain of sand, and I can see it. I put it down and walk twenty paces. I cannot see the grain any more. Yet the sand pile is composed of sand grains, which are invisible to me at this distance. And yet I see the sand pile.
So how far can a camel walk on full humps?
Post by
Monday
Trollfucious, what is the grandest achievement that one can attain?
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1069282
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Post by
Trollfucious
I pick up a grain of sand, and I can see it. I put it down and walk twenty paces. I cannot see the grain any more. Yet the sand pile is composed of sand grains, which are invisible to me at this distance. And yet I see the sand pile.
So how far can a camel walk on full humps?
Trollfucious thinks that it depends on how good the camels balance is. If he has no balance, it will be hard for him to walk on the humps because camels have wide not agile-feet with toes that are poor for climbing. If he has good balance, and can walk on them, Trollfucious thinks it still depends on how popular he is. If he is a popular camel, he can have many friends line up to walk on their humps. If he is not, then he can only go so far with a couple of humps.
However, Trollfucious imagines it might be easier to walk on full humps than empty ones, because if they are empty there is nothing to bear the weight when the other camel walks on them, and the friend came could get crushed humps, and then would look like a weird deformed horse thing :(
I can't understand what makes a man hates another man? Help me understand.
=D
I can't understand what makes a man hates another man? Help me understand.
Trollfucious doesn't know. Trollfucious doesn't hate anybody.
Post by
Trollfucious
Trollfucious has made a joke in the title because he is now the Honorable Off-Topic Mod, and can offer more official and honorable wisdom to the off topic than just as Trollfucious. As long as he stays in the Off-Topic, and does not delete anything or touch any of the new buttons, and does not break anything, Trollfucious had been given the honor to be told to "do what you do," but now in green and red.
Post by
1069282
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Post by
322702
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Post by
Trollfucious
Why honorable Trollfucious words must be red colored? They make my eyes bleed.
Trollfucious has resolved this.
Is there really a secret mod section of the wowhead forums?
Trollfucious asks that the honorable Dwarf Edan understands the ramifications of such a question. If there was a secret forum, and Trollfucious confirmed it, then it would no longer be a secret, making Trollfucious statement a lie as soon as he said it, but if he then denied the statement because it was no longer true, the statement would become true again, making his immediate denial a lie. If there is not one, and Trollfucious says there is one that is a lie. If there is not one, and Trollfucious would say there is not one, no one would believe such things anyway because if it is a secret then they would expect Trollfucious to say no to keep the secret anyway.
So Trollfucious whether or not it exists, the Trollfucious cannot answer such a question in a way that is true except in one instance, and even in that instance, the truth would mislead people (if it in fact was even the truth).
Trollfucious thinks the honorable Dwarf Edan should think about other things. Like mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are nice, and non-paradoxical.
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908216
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Post by
OverZealous
Oh Trollfucious, is there a Fools day in Trollfucia much like April Fools? If so, are you often the fool, or the one who fools others?
Post by
Trollfucious
If you have no ice-cream, I will give you some.
If you have ice-cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice-cream koan.
Trollfucious isn't sure there is a question here, but he likes Ice cream, and wonders is Koan Ice Cream is a good flavor.
Oh Trollfucious, is there a Fools day in Trollfucia much like April Fools? If so, are you often the fool, or the one who fools others?
Honorable Mother uses the fool word around Trollfucia every day, and so maybe ever day is Fools Day for Trollfucious. Trollfucious used to fool honorable mother about things, like the day with the popcorn, the kiddie pool and the roof, but not anymore because it makes her crazy. Now Trollfucious only fools Dogfucious, because it is funny when Trollfucious has the ball, and makes the ball-throwing- arm- move but he did not really throw the ball, and then Dogfucious looks for it when it is still behind Trollfucious back.
Post by
Patty
I would like to congratulate the honorable Trollfucious on his honorable new colors. Has Wowhead now officially been absorbed into the Trollfucian Empire?
Post by
Trollfucious
I would like to congratulate the honorable Trollfucious on his honorable new colors. Has Wowhead now officially been absorbed into the Trollfucian Empire?
Trollfucious would prefer to think that his diplomatic efforts have been so successful, that Trollfucia has become part of a commonwealth of Trollfucia and Wowheadopia.
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