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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Sweetscot
My mouse batteries died.
Uh guys, my screen just froze.
newest one, due to people being stupid on grobbulus
"Sorry, soandso just blew up on me, I'm dead"
In PUG naxx's
What's "dance" (upon entering heigan's room)
Also on pug naxx's
What do you mean I have to time my heals? (loatheb)
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praevalens
Perfect one right here... lvl 20 something instance..
Group Member: Hey pally when you get back to our bodies could you rez me?
Pally: cant....
Group Member: Why not?
Pally: I couldn't be bothered with the quest to get my rez spell
Group Member: WTF?
Pally: Maybe you can help me with the quest after we are done here?
Group Member: Ummm let me think... How about no?
Can't remember exactly what happened after that but yeah classic imo Obviously would be even crazier if it had been a higher lvl instance.. but anyway..
If I was that pally, I'd just be saying that to get your lazy ass to release
Post by
Strandvaskeren
Perfect one right here... lvl 20 something instance..
Group Member: Hey pally when you get back to our bodies could you rez me?
Pally: cant....
Group Member: Why not?
Pally: I couldn't be bothered with the quest to get my rez spell
Group Member: WTF?
Pally: Maybe you can help me with the quest after we are done here?
Group Member: Ummm let me think... How about no?
Can't remember exactly what happened after that but yeah classic imo Obviously would be even crazier if it had been a higher lvl instance.. but anyway..
To be honest I say that same sort of thing to lazy gits who can't be bothered to corpse run with the rest of us..
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201585
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Post by
ttsaypra
Does it count on tanks?
"Dont dot! Then you overaggro!"
Healer
"I am OOM!"
Drink
"I am OOM!"
Drink
"I am OOM!"
/kick healer!
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136555
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Post by
Aris
Healer to Tank after wipe: "i was topping off the dps when you died"
/facepalm
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342900
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Post by
mashi
"Well it's more mana efficient if I just rez you after the fight rather then heal you"
i lol'd that
Dead Tank-"why didn't you heal?"
Healer-"I did, blame it on the casting time"
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Dead Tank-"Your heals isn't very affective is it?"
Healer- "Yea, healing 8k non-crit just isn't enough"
Post by
Dimness57
I never want to hear this from my healer. Funny thing is, this has to do with dps more than healing.
"Please do more dps than the tank"
and
"get of the !"
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127554
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Post by
Varaem
One time, I kid you not, I lost power in my house. I was using a laptop to play with wireless internet being borrowed from someone else at the time... of course the laptop was connected to an external monitor.
Power went out, I lost all lights and my monitor, couldn't see anything, but my laptop had power from batteries. I spammed heal, hoping I was still targeting the tank. A minute or two later, power came back on and the boss was dead, along with everyone but me and the tank.
Trying to explain that was fun and hilarious
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Post by
Merlion
Need more rage.
Post by
Janrela
I know for a fact that no one in my guild wants to hear me say "i'll heal".
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