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You know when you have been playing too much WoW when...
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UnknownSoldier
When you reply GRATZ to your microwave when the food is done.
Old, but still great!
...When "DING" has only one meaning...
Took about 10 seconds for that one to sink in, Lol'd at work, thanks for making my day ^_^
Mine have been:
Trying to reply to an e-mail with 'r'
Calling adverts "gold spams"
Saying "rofl, lol, nab, kek, burb" etc in RL
and worst
Feigning Death when the GF comes over so I can continue playing
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Croco
I knew I played to much wow when I started joking randomly in a pub's bathroom... I was just washing my hands when somebody from on of the cabins farted really really loudly and I replied "watch agro mate"
....
then stressing this with my friends and imagining all sorts of responses
Post by
ArgentSun
I've really wished I could just walk in a car crash and heal 'n' rez the folks there...is that bad? /.\
Post by
Ancarma
You know.. last time i was chatting with my gf on MSN, i heard the msn 'new message' beep, and i pressed the R button ... sigh.
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slashgunner45149
lol /win i am gonna buy a plaque now
You install a little plaque above the lock in your front door saying "Heroic mode key required"
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Golite
I planned out a massacre on ingame characters and "real" people (not anyone I knew, they just looked real) in my sleep.
I imagined myself in my rogue's PvP gear, down to every detail. I was amazed how good the mongoose enchant looked on my Vengeful Gladiator's Slicer.
I went on with the execution and took down several people at some random workplace. I remember sapping those who looked the most bulky, saving them for the last. They were pretty weak, though, kind of like ganking lowbies in StV.
This dream scared the hell out of me, as it resembles so many of the f'ed up fantasies of disturbed teenagers who end up actually living out the "dream". I'm no sociopath, though - I'd just PvP'ed waaaay too much before going to sleep.
Also, when we were doing some exam preparation back in high school and I served as my friend's "examinator", he didn't know what to say since he definitely hadn't revised, so I just told him, in my deepest voice, "You are not PREPARED!".
I used to call a select few of my real life friends by their ingame name. No one else understood it and we had fun joking around with it. We also used our ingame lingo at school, such as "WTB your homework, 10g plz".
I couldn't count the times I've wanted to pull out my bludgeon and whack my teacher with it, giving me up to 45 seconds of leisure time (I wouldn't say he's a subject to the PvP rules for CC, he's barely human).
Then there's the wasd issue. It's my curse, I can't help it... :P
Post by
B120387
You Know When You Have Been Playing Too Much WoW When...
~ You start saying things like
/hug, /lol, /e pokes you in the eye! Ouch that hurt!
out loud in real life.
~ In your dreams no one ever talks little bubbles just pop above their heads with words in them.
~ When you look at an animal all you can see is a new pair of boots, pants, belt, shirt or gloves and wish you hadn't left you skinning knife in the bank.
~ You walk outside and the sun burns your eyes since you haven't seen it in a few days.
~ You get a cut on your leg and your first thought is to eat some bread to heal yourself.
~ Your walking to work and try to hit M on your keyboard to check the map.
~ You see someone you don't like on the street and wish you had remembered to stock up on flash powder.
~ When your wife asks you to mow the lawn you ask her what the quest reward is.
~ You don't understand why you got arrested for walking around town in your underwear.
~ You find yourself wishing you could just park you car in your pocket like you do your mount.
~ You have used the sayings from typing /flirt in game when you go to the bar trying to pick up chicks in real life.
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meraji
You see the blue information sign with a " ? " on it while driving down the highway and want to get off at the next exit to complete a quest.
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Post by
Toldry
when you ask your parents for training every two years.
It took me about hqalf a minute to understand,
Hahahahahaha..... Ha....
But why ask your
parents
for training?
Post by
jure12
when you post in topics like this... by writing one line only
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