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Catfish
Yo momma so fat it takes 5 warlocks to summon her.pewpewmoo said:
Q: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
A: 2. 1 to attack, and 1 waiting in the Inn.
lol
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Ameran
How many warlocks can a murlock stunlock if a murlock could stunlock warlocks?
I actually thought that up myself! :D
Dude, my old sig was like that.... "How many hunters could a hunter punter punt if a hunter punter could punt hunters."
Copier.... ATTACK MY WALLS OF TEXT!
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goblinego
Q:How many locks Rogue can pick lock?
A:0,Warlocks arent locks
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Interest
Three Dwarves were lost in Stranglethorn Vale, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Witch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the jungle and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usually doesn't go… infact, fruit usually leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
I've heard an RL joke very similar to this.
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Dhazy
I.
LOVE.
THESE
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COMICS
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:B
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Interest
I.
LOVE.
THESE
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COMICS
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:B
The third one especially made me lol.
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