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2Fang
Three Dwarves were lost in Stranglethorn Vale, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Witch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the jungle and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usually doesn't go… infact, fruit usually leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
I love this one XD
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Fel4
I read this forum to my guildies. They threatened to mute me.
Goal achieved!
Post by
irishsnout
A druid in bear form walks into a bar and asks for a gin.............and tonic.
The bartender asks"whats with the pause?"
The druid replies "Umm hello, i'm a bear."
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301869
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Post by
Laihendi
How many rogues does it take to stunlock you indefinitely?
Just one.
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Interest
How many rogues does it take to stunlock you indefinitely?
Just one.
But only if you're a warlock.
Post by
sutasafaia
Three Dwarves were lost in Stranglethorn Vale, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Witch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the jungle and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usually doesn't go… infact, fruit usually leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
In case people are wondering why this sounds familiar, it's a joke from the "Dirty Jokes" book series.
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Wrassinn
COMICS
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:B
Hahahahah thank you, I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.
(I hope some one gets that reference)
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Aladraz
Yo momma so fat that I left the imprint of my body on her ass after I &*!@ed her... In WoW.
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Shaelin
What's the difference between a 10 man pug and a 25 man pug?
There's 15 more retards in the 25 man!
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