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Interest
A rogue doing 700 dps...and he/she has about 5 level 80 epics...
Said rogue also has Karazhan items.
Post by
Jeremypwnz
ANY 80 DOING LESS THAN 1K DPS
Post by
Zorrah
A rogue doing 700 dps...and he/she has about 5 level 80 epics...
Said rogue also has Karazhan items.
Thats the disease called "Purpleitis"
Meaning...the person afflicted with this sickness believes that if its purple..it must be better than higher level blues.
Having this disease also makes ones hearing of common sense go in one ear and out the other...so beware.
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Interest
A rogue doing 700 dps...and he/she has about 5 level 80 epics...
Said rogue also has Karazhan items.
Thats the disease called "Purpleitis"
Meaning...the person afflicted with this sickness believes that if its purple..it must be better than higher level blues.
Having this disease also makes ones hearing of common sense go in one ear and out the other...so beware.
The rogue should've been doing 1500 dps at least.
We had 2 paladin buffs in our group as well (Kings + Might...)
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Hayden
We wanted to do CoS and we needed one more DPS (Warrior''tank''/DK/Rogue/RestoDruid''me'') so we found a mage .
so we were all ready to go and all of a sudden ..... the mage asked: (who is tank ? who is healer ?) , if he was smart enough he could tell who was the tank from the high HP, so on one answered him .... but then he asked again, so the warrior told him: (im tank) .
he said ok great now we need a healer , and i was like (Hello im here !).
so he asked again: (who is healer ? ) ,so i said : (Dude
No
one can
Heal
here but me ), and for some reason the dude only understood the bold words , so he took the leader and said to me: ( sorry man we need a healer ) and then .....
BOOM , im out of the group -.-
EPIC FAIL
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Poglia
We wanted to do CoS and we needed one more DPS (Warrior''tank''/DK/Rogue/RestoDruid''me'') so we found a mage .
so we were all ready to go and all of a sudden ..... the mage asked: (who is tank ? who is healer ?) , if he was smart enough he could tell who was the tank from the high HP, so on one answered him .... but then he asked again, so the warrior told him: (im tank) .
he said ok great now we need a healer , and i was like (Hello im here !).
so he asked again: (who is healer ? ) ,so i said : (Dude
No
one can
Heal
here but me ), and for some reason the dude only understood the bold words , so he took the leader and said to me: ( sorry man we need a healer ) and then .....
BOOM , im out of the group -.-
EPIC FAILReminds me a guy who asked the same question ("who is tank and who is healer?", with worst grammar of course). The group was:
- Warrior with 27000 HP
- Hunter
- Mage (him)
- Warlock
- Shaman with 19000 MP (me)
Oh, and I remember a healer asking "who is tank?" after 4 or 5 pulls in Heroic Nexus. Yes, the healer.
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Deriden
Group Comp: Warrior, Hunter, Warlock x2, Shaman. I'm the hunter, guess who the healer and tank are?
Instance: Heroic Halls of Lightning, PUG style.
Loken
.
Six wipes:
1. Warlock #1 didn't stack up and the healer did not cast a heal on a single person other than the tank.
2. Warlock #1 forgot to run out on the first nova.
3. Warlock #2 has lag issues.
4. Warlock #1 forgets to run out on the
second
nova.
5. Warlock #2 complains that I am not stacking up properly. (Which I explain that I am positioned as close to the rest of the group as possible while still being ranged. He still tells me to stack up closer and I do, thus becoming a melee hunter. I warn him about this and he seems to be okay with it happening.)
6. Healer runs out of mana due to absence of dps.
For the seventh attempt, I announce that I will return to my previous roll as a ranged class and that I will be stacked up as close to the rest of the group as I possibly can manage without being melee again. The group seems fine with this and we finally manage to down the bastard without any problems.
Except the first warlock forgot to run out of the first nova.
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Poglia
Group Comp: Warrior, Hunter, Warlock x2, Shaman. I'm the hunter, guess who the healer and tank are?
Instance: Heroic Halls of Lightning, PUG style.
Loken
.
Six wipes:
1. Warlock #1 didn't stack up and the healer did not cast a heal on a single person other than the tank.
2. Warlock #1 forgot to run out on the first nova.
3. Warlock #2 has lag issues.
4. Warlock #1 forgets to run out on the
second
nova.
5. Warlock #2 complains that I am not stacking up properly. (Which I explain that I am positioned as close to the rest of the group as possible while still being ranged. He still tells me to stack up closer and I do, thus becoming a melee hunter. I warn him about this and he seems to be okay with it happening.)
6. Healer runs out of mana due to absence of dps.
For the seventh attempt, I announce that I will return to my previous roll as a ranged class and that I will be stacked up as close to the rest of the group as I possibly can manage without being melee again. The group seems fine with this and we finally manage to down the bastard without any problems.
Except the first warlock forgot to run out of the first nova.That's a true epic fail, because Loken is the easiest boss ever. Never wiped at him. If you have a Shaman healer you do NOT have to run away to avoid the AOE. Just tell him to put Nature Resistance Totem and to spam Chain Heal when the boss does his AOE. No one should move, just stay all near each other and hug the boss. I'm a Resto Shaman myself and I have always used this method to heal... again NEVER wiped.
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Poglia
Yesterday I spammed "LF DPS AN Heroic" and a member of the best raiding guild of my server asked for invite. I immediately invited him, thinking "Oh, finally some good DPS!" (almost all members of this guild are full Valorous and got Immortal/Twilight Vanquisher titles and Black Proto-Drake).
Well, this guy was a full Valorous Enhancement Shaman, but did 2000 DPS. Ok, 2000 DPS is way more than enough for Heroics, don't get me wrong, but from a full Valorous player from the best raiding guild I expected like 3000. I do 1900 (2200 with AOE) with my Warlock just dinged to 80 with full green and blue quest gear and 2 epics.
Anyway, the real problem was not the DPS: this Shaman was constantly getting aggro. He died like 6-7 times because pulled first or got more threat than the tank. I bet he didn't even had Omen.
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