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DKs - A Common Misconception
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Queggy
Many people assume that the new hero class in Blizzards widely popular game is the Death Knight. Unfortunately you have been fooled. Now you may be saying to yourself,
“But Queggy, we've been seeing for months now proof of the evil evilness of Death Knights!”
So I say to you once again, you have been fooled.
Blizzard has recently teamed up with Nintendo to create the first ever character class that is not from the world of warcraft (Azeroth). Yes, you have probably guessed it by now. Dk's are really Donkey Kongs in disguise. These giant evil monstrosities are destroying our natural resources and killing millions of souls. You must beware, because if you meet one of these creatures they will most likely destroy you with their rabid and primal ways.
You may be asking yourself,
“Why would Blizzard want us to play as giant apes that were hell-bent on destroying the world but have now joined up with the Horde or Alliance?”
The answer is quite simple really. You see, Blizz wanted us to have a Hero Class in the expansion, but Dks won't really be used until the next expansion, The Emerald Dream. A giant ape would fit quite well into the backdrop of a primordial forest.
But now you must be telling yourself,
“This is all good and fine Queggy, but Dk's don't look anything like a giant ape!”
This also has a simple answer, you have all been fooled by
this
. Yes, I'm afraid it's true, all Dk's start out with one. A Dk looks like it has hair on top of it's head, but it really is just a cleverly disguised tinfoil hat. Some of you may be saying that this is all well and fine, but how will Dk's fit into the lore of the Emerald Dream? Well the answer is quite simple really. The Emerald Nightmare is nothing more the Jumpman, otherwise know as Mario the plumber. He for some reason believes that Ysera is none other than Bowser and is holding Princess Peach captive, so Blizz is bringing in one of Mario's oldest antagonists to combat him. When The Emerald Dream comes out all current DK's will remove their tin-foil hats and be revealed for what they truly are. Also the will have completely new abilities.
A few examples are:
Barrel Throw – (Range - 35 yrds.)(Mana Cost - ?)(Cast Time – 2 sec.)(Cooldown – 5 sec.)(Regent Required - Barrel) Rank 1 – Throw a barrel filled with coconuts at your enemies dealing 1000 nature damage to the target and 500 nature damage to all enemies within 10 yrds.
Vine whip – (Range – 35 yrds.)(Mana Cost - ?)(Cast Time – instant)(Cooldown – 30 sec.) Use a vine to snag your enemies and draw them towards you. Causes a high amount of aggro.
Do You Like Your Coconuts – (Range – 25 yrds.)(Mana Cost - ?)(Cast Time – 3 sec.)(Cooldown – 12 sec.) Rank 1 – Shake the trees around you causing a rain of coconuts to fall from the sky dealing 200 nature damage every 2 sec. to all enemies within the target area for 10 sec.
Super Smash – (Range – 5 yrds.)(Mana Cost - ?)(Cast Time – 5 sec.)(Cooldown – 10 min.) Rank 1 – Concentrate very hard and focus all of your strength into you fist hitting and enemy for 4000 damage.
Primate Pals – (Range – 5 yrds.)(Mana Cost - ?)(Cast Time – 10 sec.)(Cooldown – 2 min.) Call on your monkey friends to come and aid you in your battle. Lasts for 60 sec.
Mega Metabolism – (Range – 5 yrds.)(Mana Cost - ?)(Cast Time – 30 sec.)(Cooldown 15 min.)(Regent Required - Barrel) Consume a barrel to transform you into a random creature. You will gain 5000 health but lose the ability to cast any spells. While in creature form you gain a 10% speed increase and cannot be affected by fear, stun, or charm effects.
Now that you have read this my friends I hope that you can see the mistake you made when you assumed that DK's were undead beasts. Go forth now and tell others of this miraculous discovery!
Yours Truly,
Queggy
(Woot! 5000th post!)
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Queggy
/bow
Thank you. Both of you.
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Sagramor
Grats, 5000th post. Sorry I wasn't here at the exact time, it's just every piece of food I had eaten in the alst 2 weeks was rushing out of me.
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Post by
Toldry
I expected something more purple.
/disappointment
Anyways, GZ on your five thousandth post.
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Queggy
I expected something more purple.
This was the quickest thing I could think of . . .
:\
Sorry . . .
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L33tsauce
Congratulations, Queggy. All our interwebs belong to you now.
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Sagramor
shouldnt Peach be that other stormrage guy (not illidan)..W8
Malf
urion Stormrage! he dissapeared in the emerald dream! And now Mario (very well played by the famous speach actor Queggy Randomness!)
Fixed.
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Post by
Coats
What about Diddy Kong?:o
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Queggy
What about Diddy Kong?:o
Primate Pals – (Range – 5 yrds.)(Mana Cost - ?)(Cast Time – 10 sec.)(Cooldown – 2 min.) Call on your monkey friends to come and aid you in your battle. Lasts for 60 sec.
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Sagramor
shouldnt Peach be that other stormrage guy (not illidan)..W8
Malf
urion Stormrage! he dissapeared in the emerald dream! And now Mario (very well played by the famous speach actor Queggy Randomness!)
Fixed.
uh uh..you didnt fix anything uh uh kek
There's no one named Furion Stormrage, it's Malfurion Stormrage and Illidan Stormrage.
Even tough, Furion is Tyrande's nickname for Malfurion, or Mal. But I think that's a little too personal.
Post by
Toldry
Will Ysera drop a
200 point mushroom
?
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