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Post by
Adamsm
Grrrrrrrr why must uni... stuff be so confusing? :@
Cause if it was easy there would be no point?
It would help if universities outlined their entry requirements clearly. There'd be no point in applying for a university asking for higher than I've achieved. >.>
I think the Canadian and American ones do lol.
Post by
Patty
I think the Canadian and American ones do lol.
Well, some are, but Edinburgh is pissing me off. On the one hand, it's saying anything between the equivalent of AAA-BBB is accepted, whereas on the same page it's saying you need a
minimum
of the equivalent of three A's at A-level.
Post by
Pwntiff
It's a good work out if you can hardly move your arms after, right?
Post by
Jubilee
It's a good work out if you can hardly move your arms after, right?
As long as you're not dead ;)
Post by
Pwntiff
It's a good work out if you can hardly move your arms after, right?
As long as you're not dead ;)
I don't think I am.
Post by
Pwntiff
So I just requested an invite to
Fitocracy
.
Thank you,
xkcd
.
Post by
Patty
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, Destiny's Child marathon. You go, itunes!
Post by
Pwntiff
Probably should shower, eat lunch, and go to work now...
Post by
Adamsm
Hoorah for rewatching Daria again!
Post by
Haxzor
XEMNAS!
Post by
Adamsm
XEMNAS!
Terrahort
actually before the split.
Post by
Interest
Hello everyone.
(So hot here)
Post by
Milayu
Go buy Bastion. Every single one of you. That game is beyond fantastic.
Post by
Interest
Go buy Bastion. Every single one of you. That game is beyond fantastic.
I heard it was.
Post by
Interest
You can now get SC2 "Starter Accounts."
Post by
Monday
Srs.
Post by
Adamsm
Cool.
Post by
Interest
Srs.
Super srs. And they can work online for multiplayer.
Post by
Monday
Hm. I should tell my friend. He loves SC2 and has it downloaded at his house, but I own it and have it registered, so he can only play it if he's at my house.
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Adamsm
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