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Skithus
What on earth was Blizzard thinking when they decided to add Pandas to WoW, they simply don't fit in with the game universe.
I loled.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/la-woman-claims-justin-bieber-is-father-her-baby/
Lol- My BF found the article about the Justin Beiber thing Azazel was talking about before. He got so mad that they're talking about statutory rape charges. He was like "Really? He's a celebrity. He was surrounded by more security guards than seconds he had sex. There's no way it wasn't consensual."
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle ...
That's the same host from Top Gear :)
Er. Wut? :P
Isn't it? It looks like him.
Post by
240140
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Adamsm
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/la-woman-claims-justin-bieber-is-father-her-baby/
Lol- My BF found the article about the Justin Beiber thing Azazel was talking about before. He got so mad that they're talking about statutory rape charges. He was like "Really? He's a celebrity. He was surrounded by more security guards than seconds he had sex. There's no way it wasn't consensual."
No kidding; but under statutory, Beiber's parents can charge the woman if they want to....
Post by
Pwntiff
Assuming it happened.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/la-woman-claims-justin-bieber-is-father-her-baby/
Lol- My BF found the article about the Justin Beiber thing Azazel was talking about before. He got so mad that they're talking about statutory rape charges. He was like "Really? He's a celebrity. He was surrounded by more security guards than seconds he had sex. There's no way it wasn't consensual."
No kidding; but under statutory, Beiber's parents can charge the woman if they want to....
I doubt it's real, honestly. She'll get her 30 seconds of fame, then they'll get the baby tested and find out it isn't his, then she'll get sued for slander, write a book that Oprah will review, and make a porn before being utterly forgotten.
Post by
Adamsm
Probably.
Post by
Skithus
@Adamsm
I'm sure that's exactly what they want to do, Draw more attention to the fact their 16 year old son had sex with a groupie backstage, for the remarkably unremarkable 30seconds, and then filled her with his Beiber Brand Baby Batter. Also given that I'm fairly sure they're Canadian, and the age of consent in Canada is like 14 or something, I can't imagine they'd bother.
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91278
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Post by
ElhonnaDS
Then I guess my issue is that I haven't watched enough BBCA.
Or maybe you all just look the same :P
Post by
Adamsm
@Adamsm
I'm sure that's exactly what they want to do, Draw more attention to the fact their 16 year old son had sex with a groupie backstage, for the remarkably unremarkable 30seconds, and then filled her with his Beiber Brand Baby Batter. Also given that I'm fairly sure they're Canadian, and the age of consent in Canada is like 14 or something, I can't imagine they'd bother.
It happened in California though, and it says in the article the age of consent is 18; they can charge her for slandering their son and if it is his baby well....by declaring it a rape they shouldn't have to pay child support(possibly).
Post by
Skithus
They can only charge her for slandering if its not his child, if it is his child, given that he was surrounded by various levels of security she could easily argue that it was completely consensual.
As a side note, would all his security, managers, and various staffers who were present be charged as accessorizes to rape? Since i find it highly unlikely no one knew what he was off doing.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
They can only charge her for slandering if its not his child, if it is his child, given that he was surrounded by various levels of security she could easily argue that it was completely consensual.
As a side note, would all his security, managers, and various staffers who were present be charged as accessorizes to rape? Since i find it highly unlikely no one knew what he was off doing.
The point of "statutory" rape is that legally, they are not competent to give consent. It doesn't matter that they said yes, legally, because they're not allowed to give that permission. It's the same reason a minor can't be held accountable to a contract- the law has decided they haven't formed the capacity to make that decision yet.
Post by
Adamsm
They can only charge her for slandering if its not his child, if it is his child, given that he was surrounded by various levels of security she could easily argue that it was completely consensual.
As a side note, would all his security, managers, and various staffers who were present be charged as accessorizes to rape? Since i find it highly unlikely no one knew what he was off doing.
The point of "statutory" rape is that legally, they are not competent to give consent. It doesn't matter that they said yes, legally, because they're not allowed to give that permission. It's the same reason a minor can't be held accountable to a contract- the law has decided they haven't formed the capacity to make that decision yet.
Yup; long as one is under the age of consent, it doesn't matter if both of them said 'okay let's ^&*! our brains out', the parents can still charge the other older one....doesn't mean that the charge will hold up in court but....
And even if the kid is his, due to age and circumstances, could easily be set up that the woman would never get any money for child support as Bieber's lawyers could argue entrapment or any other number of ploys to get rich off the superstar.
As a note here: I don't like Bieber, but I hate people like that woman far more.
Post by
Skithus
All of this is irreverent, because obviously they are going to settle out of court. I wouldn't look very good to his legion of teenage girl fans for him to go "Yeah I banged this chick (for 30 seconds) and got her all preggo, but I'm not going to give her a dime because of legal technicalities.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
He's not going to settle if there's not a chance it's his kid. A lot of celebs settle because the stories that fans tell can't be proven false. This one can.
Post by
Kristopher
POOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
The piper weaves a frantic tune,
His notes are played in vain.
A child weeps in the corner
The scribe has gone insane.
He sings of merry whisperings
Alas, no one is listening,
Oblivious to what transpires,
He brings his tune oh-so higher.
He tells a tale of shattered minds
What quirky thoughts the mad man finds,
Of twisted dreams and hazy vision,
Of a foolish knight on a dooming mission.
He alone knows who they are,
He alone carries them far.
For he is them, and they are he.
E: Which poetry thread do I necro? :(
Post by
Jubilee
all of them!
Post by
Monday
POOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
The piper weaves a frantic tune,
His notes are played in vain.
A child weeps in the corner
The scribe has gone insane.
He sings of merry whisperings
Alas, no one is listening,
Oblivious to what transpires,
He brings his tune oh-so higher.
He tells a tale of shattered minds
What quirky thoughts the mad man finds,
Of twisted dreams and hazy vision,
Of a foolish knight on a dooming mission.
He alone knows who they are,
He alone carries them far.
For he is them, and they are he.
KRIS.
I want to use this for my creepypasta blog. This is amazing.
Would you mind if I used it and gave you credit?
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