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Three hatchling spiders
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Fizzles
Weee Woooo Weee Wooo
Grammar Police on scene!
WHERES THE FU--ING VERB?
I
am
typing the verb out each time.
Look:
I accidentally the whole 3 spider hatchlings...
I posted the verb.
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Post by
Fizzles
Perhaps I should explain...
See I was just sitting here messing around
When my life got flip-turned upside down
And a couple of guys
Were up to no good
Started hatching eggs in my neighbourhood
I found 1 little bug and my Mom got scared and said
"Your moving with your spiders and hatchlings in Bel-Air"
A whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "BUG" and had 8-legged freaks in the mirror.
If anything I thought that this cab was rare
But I thought "nah forget it" -"Yo homes to my web!"
I looked at my lair
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
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Fizzles
No no the lyrics "Yo homes smell ya later".
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Post by
Toldry
Why are you so scared of Spiders?
Sure it looks creepy, but all in all 99% of all spiders are harmless bugs.
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Toldry
:(
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Post by
Fizzles
Goliath birdeater
.
Theraphosa blondi
Largest spider in the world,
30 cm
across from leg tip to leg tip.
That's the size of a dinner plate.
Post by
Queggy
*
cough
**
cough
*
The
Sydney funnel-web spider
and
Brazilian Wandering Spider
. Two of the most deadly spiders.
Oh, and
here's
a little present for you.
Post by
Dhazy
I was sitting on a chair once, outside. I got up to get a drink. As I was coming back with my drink, I realized to my horror that an egg sac on the back of my exact chair had burst and hundreds of little white baby spiders spewed all over the place. The chair. The floor. The nearby table.
I WAS SO GLAD I HAPPENED TO BE THIRSTY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN SMOTHERED.
Post by
Dhazy
There's a spider in my bathroom named Rodney.
He's been there for three days and I don't mind him.
But he's gonna die soon.
Very soon.
I WILL NOW INJECT NIGHTMARES INTO YOUR BRAIN.
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Post by
Queggy
camel spider
another picture
-they can run 10 mph
-8 inches around (have been reported even bigger)
-crawl inside soldier's sleeping bags and, when the soldiers wake up and move, bite them
-no venom, just big jaws
0_0
Wow.
That thing is big and has gigantor jaws . . .
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