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karlusdavius
I'm so imba that my Levitate causes the "Red Bull" effect, giving you wings!
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Elrael
I'm so imba that my Levitate causes the "Red Bull" effect, giving you wings!
I am so imba I got my own spell to get wings.
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Paracetatrol
I am so imba that when I heal in raids my shadow is topping DPS charts.
I am so imba that people beg me to mindcontrol them.
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ljudsnubbe
"Making a twink is like a 40 years old going to the 1st grade in order to be the smartest kid in the class"
(the underline of MihaiLungs post)
Best ever, twinks have always seemed a little retarded to me.
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Zerul
It's funny how some of these are actually true.
I'm so imba that I shackled a Death Knight.
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OscarDivine
1.i am so imba my flash heal breaks the light-speed barrier oppening wormholes
(Usually from Black Temple to Spirit plane - WiPe)
2.i am so imba that all sorts of deities my priest does not even serve answer to my prayer spells
(Probably cause am annoying (i hear the voice of Cartman: Pleeease Goood!))
3.i am so imba my guardian angel will take a bullet for you jumping in the bullets trajectory in a cinematic slow motion way dressed up like M.I.B.
(unfortunately procs only 10% when you are shot by a sniper rifle)
4.i am so imba when my prayer of mending jumps on you, your character trips and you fall down of your chair
(other imba players are excluded since they are melded into their chair but their characters will still trip)
5.i am so imba when i mind control someone off a cliff there are dozens of other people who jump off cliffs all over azeroth
(No comment)
6.i am so imba my overhealing increases your health pool
(Still no comment)
7.i am so imba my crits heal for millions without pulling agro
(but even if a do agro a boss... i am so imba the message reads
"<boss_name_here> is considering the posibility to attack you"
and after a couple of seconds an other message pops up
"<boss_name_here> changed its mind" and agro jumps back to the tank)
8.i am so imba my undead priest spreads blight on his path upon which blizz can built new structures of the undead
(if a human walks over them is instantly transformed to an undead, if that happens to be a new-be it becomes a mindless zombie instead)
9.i am so imba Arthas used me as his personal healer in his way to Sunwell Plateau
(the so called scar is part of my trailling blight see above No.8)
A.i am so imba my circle of healing is a square
(and that solves the infamus circle-square problem)
B.i am so imba my priest exorcises all locks just by staring at them
(plus any summoned demonic minion they happen to spawn)
C.i am so imba my priest touched Illidan's horehead and he got his vision back
(poor Illi will not hunt demons any more)
D.i am so imba i Chuck Noris asked me to back him up as he tanked/dpsed to death the 14 bosses of Ulduar
(But then he called it off and soloed it out without a scratch)
E.i am so imba i got sued by God for authority usurpation
(we resolved this out of courts)
F.i am so imba
(that's just a factual statement)
PS: If God is not responding to your prayers it's most probably because
i am raiding and he is trying to keep up with granting mine! ;P
I'm so Imba that I actually read all of that.
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OscarDivine
I am so imba that when I enter battle in Wintergrasp my presence is announced in Dal and that no more reinforcements are needed.
My favorite.
Only one I have is for my druid >.>
I'm so imba the last time I cast Hurricane the New Orleans area was devastated.
alright I'm going to be the first one to say that this comment was extremely tasteless. if some of you out there chucked at this, then fine for you. Poking jokes at world disasters is not kosher.
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Phounus
Poking jokes at world disasters is not kosher.
This.
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Keyboard
I'm so imba that i mind soothe you, mind control you off the hill and mind vision you to add insult to the injury.
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Post by
terrasol
I'm so imba that my Levitate causes the "Red Bull" effect, giving you wings!
I am so imba I got my own spell to get wings.
Ah, so you would be a druid then. Swift flight form for the win.
regards,
Terrasol
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