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The Church/Cult of Insanism (No Flaming Allowed!)
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TheMediator
I almost fell out of my chair
*Imagine l33tsauce falling over and over but not falling out of his chair*
Post by
mudfish
Though I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that, it isn't what we're looking for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMwHqtPg42E&feature=related
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Post by
L33tsauce
Alright. Now, for the next matter:
How does one reach "perfect insanity"?
1. Morality (i.e. be kind to others, be tolerant, be honest, be selfless, your basic moral lessons, etc.)
2. Acting in ways that are both fun and which make others think you are crazy
3. Have Fun
4. Understand the teachings of insanism and apply them to your life
5. Treat Sloths as sacred
6. Join our religion/cult
7. ?
8. Profit
Once again, excellent.
I can see myself worshipping a sloth...
A creature that lives only due to the fact it is a bum...
I sign on the dotted line right?
Yes. Right under the 'Immortal Soul Ownership' clause.
Post by
L33tsauce
Also, I have come up with a concept I call the 'Inner Folivora'. It is the very little bit of Perfect Insanity we all have hidden somewhere in our minds, which we must tap into in order to achieve Perfect Insanity. The Inner Folivora is elusive, and the only way to access one's own is to catch it by surprise.
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Post by
L33tsauce
Thronarr, I now declare you head theologian of the Cult/Church of Insanism. May the Shtols offer you their blessings.
I, myself, shall be head prophet. My current prophecy is that one day, a holy child known as the Mad One shall be born with Perfect Insanity. He will then, with the help of this cult, bring the human race it's true destiny. I'll also be working on a set of commandments for us, which I'll call the Creeds of Insanism.
Post by
Fathios
Queggtism's better.
Post by
mudfish
Shepiwot ftw.
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240135
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Post by
L33tsauce
its Sthols (sloths backwards)
S L O T H S
S H T O L S
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240135
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Post by
L33tsauce
Ahem....
QUEGGYISM
Queggy is a god long forgotten. Only his most faithful still keep him in memory. For they know that one day, great Queggy will rise again from beneath the waves. And then, all shall feel the wrath...
of QUETHULHU
!
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240135
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Fathios
Ahem....
QUEGGYISM
Queggy is a god long forgotten. Only his most faithful still keep him in memory. For they know that one day, great Queggy will rise again from beneath the waves. And then, all shall feel the wrath...
of QUETHULHU
!
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Queggthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
Try to pronounce that, folks.
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Post by
L33tsauce
Insanism > Queggyism
because Queggyism makes no sense without context, while Insanism just makes no sense while simultaneously making as much sense as every other religion (if not more)
Not to mention, that while most religions took years and years to fully develop any sense-making theories, Insanism did it in less than 24 hours.
Also, we need a word to serve as our version of 'Amen'.
Post by
mudfish
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Queggthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
Try to pronounce that, folks.
Give me a real challenge.
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