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Those "I feel retarded" moments!
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Post by
Valoras
Jumping of Teldrasil in the corner of Darn and thinking it would only be a wee little swim to the dock to catch the boat... then hitting a branch half way down... >.<
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Post by
Sorrowbone
Doing KT and making it through phase one only to find out 2 shots into phase 2 I was out of Ammo (Hunter) so to make SOME dps attempt i tried to fight through eyes of the beast.
I laughed out loud at this one
Post by
Raleandris
Doing KT and making it through phase one only to find out 2 shots into phase 2 I was out of Ammo (Hunter) so to make SOME dps attempt i tried to fight through eyes of the beast.
Out of curiosity, how much ammo does a hunter go through in a wipe-free Naxx? And does your action bar switch to your pet action bar in EotB (like a mind control)?
Post by
yawgmoth
"why the hell is my dps so terrible? Is my gear broken?" *looks at gear*
Oh. Fishing pole. And fishing gloves. DERP.
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301325
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Post by
Bolger
Stories from the grampa:
Back on the days where the lag capital was Sattrath, I used to mount my goat, activate the crusader aura and then jump from the Aldor terrace to the bank entrance down below. Blessing of protection was my parachute. Well.. sometimes it was on CD.
*Squash!*
People laughts hurt more than corpse run. Most of the server used to meet there. Some friends, even. People that know you.
A priest, once, told me while ressing that was new in outland, he didn't know that there were "mounted dwarf rains".
Oh... and the best:
Hey, mate... I have a friend in this city... Stormwind, says is called. Just started the game... how can I get there?
You have to go through the tram.
Takes me to the instance entrance.
Thanks!
nm
Time passes.
More time passes.
Hey, noob, met your friend?
No, not yet... it's a long walk... this tunnel is really long.
o_O ... ROFL
I told this story to some guy in my first server. He told me that some friend of him did it even worse... at some point in the tunnel, he stopped to stare the underwater scene. Mistook the direccion, stepped in a "spinner" or whatever... he ended in IF again.
And the all-time classic:
"err... sorry, mates. Someone else have the scarlet key? I left mine in the bank :-( "
Good times.
Wait. Last one. I promise.
Going to the barrens (dwarf hunter, around lvl 14) to tame a giraffe.
Post by
Dralas
: "Hey guys, where is the healer?"
: "This pally needs to die! HELP ME!"
No one goes so we just wait for him to come back...
*Waiting*
: "Hurry up healer"
: "stfu"
: "GET INSIDE NOW OR WE'LL KICK YOU"
: "Look, its the daily, we can easily find another healer, get inside before I kick you"
: "Yeah? I'm a healer so I can easily just drop this group and find another group"
At this point, did not know he was running inside the instance and was typing this in there, thought he was still out,
: "Look, I'm getting ready to kick you, get inside!"
: "I've been in idiot, I hate how group leaders think they can do whatever they want because they have the lead'
At this point I realized he was inside and got very quiet...
/headdesk
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Interest
Me when I Master Loot stuff in general.
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Dralas
O.o you has found me in another forum Interest
Post by
Misentro
This literally happened 30 seconds ago.
I've spent about half an hour logged on looking for a group for
The Air Stands Still.
I go to guild chat and ask if anybody has it.
Apparently I got a nifty little horn to call some buddies.
...GAH.
Post by
cmv1087
I managed to run off the cliff while my guild was trying to kill Kologarn.
Post by
DaCyclops
Ahh, everyone has their stupid moments. Some of my best....
Back during Noblegarden I was adventuring and got summons right into my Naxx group just before start. Short buffing up, and we go in to Construct quater. Im being RAPED as an off-tank (no dying, but taking way more damage). Healer comments. I notice my shield is shaped more like a basket then normal .....
Someone in that same Naxx group once managed to pull Patch early by
Healing
a tad too close to him....
When I was adventuring in Hellfire I had to burn down the horde siege equipment. And no matter how many times I threw the fire at them, they burned but didnt give me credit.... turns out I had joined a Raid group for a guildmate, so they could get into a raid solo....
While doing a quest in Howling Fjord which required me to find some stuff underwater, one of the mobs that appeared was a "forgotten spy". I looted a book from him, and started reading it while fighting, because the random mobs wernt all that hard. Suddenly I die. Whoops, I should have breathed more.
But the funniest stories would have to involve Me and Cliffs. We have a serious love/hate relationship - they love to make me die, I hate them for it.
Questing in Hellfire I was next to a cliffdrop that went to the next place I had to go. So I decided to use my understanding of cliffs to my advantage. After fighting off the last mob in my way, I loot and look down, see a ledge at a distance I can fall safely. I drop. SPLAT. I forgot about healing after the fight....
A couple of times I have almost ridden off cliffs. Whoops, wrong mount...
The cliffs around the edge of Wintergrasp love to screw with me.
I once ran straight-off the ramps of the rift area in The Nexus.
Yes, ive deliberately jumped off Teldrasil from the Dam. For your information, 3 deaths and a lucky water save before the bottom. And then the damn swim - didnt realise how far the pier was from the side.
Was flying up to Dalaran to Tank a H VH group. I came in from the side, planning on swooping in and landing just outside VH before dismount. As im flying around beside the Alliance bank (outside the main wall) my WoW crashes. Crap. I restart WoW, log in, and the first thing I see is my character instantly SLAM into the grass on the outside of Dalaran (a fall I could survive easy). Apparently because I had spent time frozen mid-air, WoW decided I must have been falling at Terminal Velocity the moment I logged in. Was just able to reach my corpse through the walls, too...
My biggest example would be on the Ungoro border of Tanaris. I was staring over the edge looking at the drop, because it looked pretty. I got to leave, turning my camera and running - my character steps forward at first. I fall. SPLAT. I re-appear. In Ungoro. Frack. So I try to run back to my corpse as a ghost. I reach the wall... and the cropse is too high. Crap. So I run ALL the way back out of Ungoro and back to where I fell. And its too high. I had to fall off AS A GHOST. So I get my corpse. And then have to fall down AGAIN (and I think another corpse run) before I get to the Ungoro floor.
Leads to the funniest moment I have had in WoW. Trying to cross the top right corner of Ungoro to reach the flying point, as a level 57ish. Im dodging around everything, when I look up..
: AHHH GIANT DINOSAUR!
I run for my life from him. A little later im getting closer to the camp and guess who decides to re-appear. I dodge around a big tree. He follows. I run all the way around back to where he was. He turns around and walks back towards me. I am screaming in guild at the point. I eventually panic out of there, get to the FP, and fly out. Scared the crap outta me.
(and yeah, he was following his normal path)
Post by
macdisciple
Me: Hey. mind healing me?
Shaman: kek
Me: ?
*Me dies*
Tauren killed me. D:
Cute.
For me...Attacking another player with BG chat open, and wondering why I'm doing zero damage.
Post by
StumpJumper
: AHHH GIANT DINOSAUR!
That reminds me... I owe that F#$%ER about 50 Deaths....
I'm heading there Right after work to Get some Pay Back!
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113979
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Post by
StumpJumper
I play a Mage and a Pally.
So ... I was a few levels behind on my pally, so I played him for a few days in a row...
Log on my mage, and Storm up Toe to Toe doing the Sun Fury Attack Plans, Looking to Chop them down with my 2h axe.
Yeah... I died FAST.... it's importaint to remember which toon wears plate and which one goes "Splat".
Post by
sassyhorse25
Hehe something simmilar happened to me - same quest, i picked the fire thingy, got to the lady in the ice and was trying to click the quest item to de-frost her. I spent nearly 30 minutes doing that, trying different angles and stuff... 5 ppl came there, landed, did the quest and went away again...and i was really mad. Going on guildchat too - then i even opened an ticket to talk to GM. Then i realised i have to CLICK the lady before using the item. Closed the ticket ASAP. Also, that was the third time i did that quest. lol
You're not alone... I did this exact thing the other day, lol!
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