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Post by
Toldry
You: LEMONS
Stop copying my ideas!
Post by
285113
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Post by
Skyfire
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: another shy asia
Stranger: asian
You: Non, signor.
Stranger: uh oh
You: I am no Asian.
Stranger: a beaner
You: And no French, for that matter.
Stranger: so you like george lopez
Stranger: cuz you're hispanic
Stranger: meeda meeda
You: Need to get your languages straightened out boy.
You: That was quite obviously French.
Stranger: there is no point in learning french
You: True.
Stranger: or knowing french
You: Thankfully I've not learned it.
Stranger: or speaking it
You: Oh, now that would be wrong.
You: Swearing in French is apparently quite the charm.
Stranger: either way, you're like some 14 year old
Stranger: who is upset fred jonas got engaged
Stranger: and now you're taking it out on me
Stranger: hey, it's not my fault
Stranger: so relax
You: Oh, come now, your insults fail you. Try something more original.
You: Not least because they're untrue.
Stranger: That wasn't a sentence by the way.
Stranger: Maybe you should work on your english.
You: And that was missing capitalization on the "e". You are unsuited to grammar wars.
Stranger: you're missing a verb in that last sentence
Stranger: to "HAVE"
Stranger: grammar wars
You: You need no verb there.
Stranger: or you could change the "to" to a "for"
You: As for you, you continue to not have capitalization and punctuation.
Stranger: then again, you're just a 12 year old
You: Really, now.
Stranger: you should be in bed by now
Stranger: I'm sure you can't sleep because the the eldest jonas brother got engaged
Stranger: and you're up crying
Stranger: and what not
Stranger: whatever it is that 12 year olds do
Stranger: when they are sad
Stranger: Man, I'm so winning this conversation.
You: There seems to be this assumption that a 12 year old would care about Jonas in the slightest.
Stranger: You can't get a word in.
Stranger: It's like left, right, upper cut
Stranger: bam..you're bleeding
Stranger: body shot
Stranger: bam
Stranger: your ribs hurt
Stranger: and then left hook
Stranger: wham
You: The problem with you, is that you've yet to answer any of my claims, all of which have been true.
Stranger: you're dizzy
You: Unfortunately.
Stranger: right cross
Stranger: bam
Stranger: you're down
Stranger: for. the. count.
You: And now you're talking to yourself. Monologuing isn't cool, mkay?
Stranger: ding ding ding
Stranger: the champ remains the champ
Stranger: and you remain you
Stranger: I need a hair cut
Stranger: and a shower
You: I'm only too tempted to take out my obvious frustrations on you with those remarks.
Stranger: hey dude
Stranger: there are two other jonas' who are single
Stranger: there is still hope for you
You: I am rofl.
Stranger: yea I know
Stranger: so, how old are you kid?
Stranger: 11? 12?
Stranger: 8?
You: Try double that, and you'd be closer.
Stranger: there are three numbers
You: Double them all!
You: You'd still be closer.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you like a 55 year old pervert
Stranger: with a van full of puppies and candy
You: No, because then I would have said "'Quintuple' them all!"
Stranger: you're obviously ashamed of your age
Stranger: because you're older and still upset about the jonas brothers
You: Did I mention you fail at trolling?
You: I did mention that, right?
Stranger: what's trolling
You: Or is that all in your head?
You: Yes, that's it.
You: You're going insane, and can't stop yourself.
Stranger: is that some word that 12 year olds use
You: Well, I am from a place where there are padded walls.
Stranger: I'm not up on the lingo
You: We're here to bring you in, man.
You: No, no, we won't... hurt... you.
Stranger: you're not funny man
Stranger: you need to work on your sense of humor
Stranger: that's what will get girls
Stranger: you should save this converation
Stranger: print it out
Stranger: hang it on your wall
Stranger: and try to be like me
You: I missed the "sense of humor" train. Which is probably why you're still talking to me.
Stranger: study the technique
Stranger: and then maybe one day you'll be wearing your best shirt
Stranger: and say something funny in biology
Stranger: and that girl you like will look at you
You: Ew, biology.
Stranger: it probably won't happen honestly
Stranger: but i'm just saying
Stranger: you should be like me
Stranger: or try to be like me
You: No, I don't think I should.
Stranger: either way, this is getting boring now
You: Because, you somehow find humor in trolling others.
You: And that definitely will not get you girls.
Stranger: well
Stranger: I've already got someone lined up for tonight
Stranger: so I need to go cut my hair and shower
You: @#$% OR GTFO
You: Nubcake.
Stranger: and then go get a redbull
Stranger: and then go put in work
Stranger: you'll know what that's all about one day
Stranger: (maybe not)
Stranger: but you can dream about it one day
Stranger: later dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This person obviously fails at life. He left me, and not the other way around.
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Post by
Skyfire
also, necro is bad
Also, necro is when it's offtopic or exceptionally old.
Post by
Kristopher
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how are u
You: good you?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: Your asl pelase
Stranger: please
You: no, sorry
Stranger: OK
Stranger: what you do
You: wake up, eat, do stuff, and go to bed
Stranger: alright
Stranger: have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'ma open the next one up with some pizazz.
Ok, no pizazz this time.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: from?
You: USA, thats all. You?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Cool.
You: Hows the weather there? I'm getting sick of rain...
Stranger: it's cool!
You: thats good
Stranger: is not raining
Stranger: do you know Brazil?
You: south america right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you guy or girl?
You: guy. /cue disconnect amirite?
Stranger: ?
You: oh, ok well most of the time people disconnect after finding out someons a guy
You: someones*
Stranger: haha
You: the site says "talk to strengers" not "find a date"
Stranger: it's right
You: strangers*
Stranger: are you "from" USA?
You: yes
Stranger: do you know Brazil?
You: other than the continet its on, no. I've never left the US
Stranger: ahh, ok
You: travel sounds fun, but with all these plane crashes going on, I dunno
Stranger: I don't speak english very well, so sorry
Stranger: ok?
You: you type better than some people I've talked with
Stranger: I'm use a translator sometimes
You: on the internet, english is any sentance with more than four letters, and less than three numbers...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what do you like to do there?
Stranger: ?
You: this is my second conversation, and the first one that lasted more than 10 lines
Stranger: ahh
You: do you play any games on the internet? Me, I play World of Warcraft
Stranger: I've to leave now
Stranger: please to meet
Stranger: bye
You: alright, take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
~~
Thanks for bumping this back up Skyfire.
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Post by
Toldry
I always respond to asl with
"e^pi(radical -1)/sexless/My location says nothing, but where i'm from does. As to where i'm from, i'd like to think the mind of god, but many atheists would postulate that i'm merely from a set of chemical reactions and biological imperatives."
50% DC then, 25% lol, and 25% say "Why do the atheists bother you?" or "Why do you care what the atheists think?"
/facepalm.
One memorable conversation:
him: ASL
me: (my answer)
him: I see. Why do the atheists bother you?
(at this point i thought it might be ELIZA.... but it didn't seem like it)
Me: ... Because I killed a man when i was 7, and i've been rationalizing ever since
Him: Oh no! I'm sure you didn't mean to do it!
Me: I did. I wanted to hurt him the way he had hurt me.
Him: What happened?
Me: Well, i was playing with a rubber ball, and it rolled out into the street. I ran across to get it, but some man had picked it up and was holding it out of my reach laughing. I was jumping at him to get it-
Me: And in my anger i jumped at him and shoved him. He stumbled into the street and got hit by a car.
Him: Oh, but you surely couldn't have meant it!
Me: I did.
Him: But you were just a child! I'm sure god forgives you.
etc.
I lol'd
Post by
Dralas
Stranger: MSN?
Me: No.
*Your converstational partner has been disconnected.
I don't understand why some people want to talk on another place... why not the place you came at first?
Post by
307945
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Post by
Toldry
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hellooo..
You: waqz up
You: i like corn
Stranger: i like corn too..
You: do uz like corn
You: alot
Stranger: y
You: i have corn in my pants
You: it feels funny
Stranger: hoooooooooollllllllllllllllllla
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm gonna try that now:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: I like corn.
Stranger: wanna cyber ?
You: No.
Stranger: OH GOOS
You: Unless it involves corn
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: ME EITHER
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
Stranger: me too
You: I have corn in my pants.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn
Stranger: me too
You: I have corn in my pants.
Stranger: me too
You: I'm also eating corn right now
Stranger: me too
You: With Bigfoot.
Stranger: me too! :O
You: That must mean one of two things:
You: There are more than one bigfoots
You: OR
You: We're near each other
Stranger: Does your bigfoot have a pet parrot?
You: I'm not sure if its a parrot.
You: It kinda reminds me of a parrot
You: But it could also be a ferret.
Stranger: I have that problem also
Stranger: I can't tell
Stranger: It's like a ferret with wings
Stranger: that talks
You: Yeah
You: Weird
You: Much weirder than the existance of bigfoot.
Stranger: oh, much
You: So
You: I work in a place..
You: I forgot the word
You: a place that you work to defend specific morals
You: kinda like charity
You: Only with protesting
You: What was the word for that?
You: It's a orginization like PETA
Stranger: Oh, umm
Stranger: i know this
Stranger: damn
You: Let's just say it's a orginization.
You: I work in a orginization for the defence of corn.
You: It's horrible what they do to corn in movie theaters.
You: Maybe you would like to join?
Stranger: I'd love to
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay, membership costs 2300$ a month.
Stranger: ok, thats cool
You: I wonder if Bigfoot's Parrot-ferret eats corn.
Stranger: that my friend, is a question best left alone
You: Anyway, it was fun talking to you. I must go now. GLORY FOR CORN!
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
Stranger: lol
You: Do you find that amusing?
Stranger: yup
You: I'll have you know that corn is serious buissness.
Stranger: its random
You: It's the source of profit for thousands of farmers world wide
Stranger: this is true
You: And people like you mock it.
Stranger: im not mocking it.it was just random
You: I have no further intrest in talking to you. Good day, sir.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
Stranger: too
You: I also like owls.
Stranger: als?
You: Age Location Sex?
Stranger: als?
You: That is a new original and refreshing idea.
Stranger: aer mael
You: I entierly agree with your previous statment.
Stranger: are u male
You: Last time I checked, yes, I am.
You: Does corn have a gender?
Stranger: so suck my cuc]k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ey
You: I like corn.
Stranger: i like porn
You: Nice one.
You: Let's have a rap battle now.
You: Ehm...
You: What rhymes with "Omegle" ?
Stranger: google?
You: Hmm
You: But they sound so entierly different
You: Lets change the subject.
Stranger: im not good at this
You: So....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: I like corn.
Stranger: asl?
You: See above
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I like corn.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
/// After several seconds of nothing being said ///
You: Dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post by
Nomatoo
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl to cam with, is that you?
You: Judging from how fast that was typed, I'd guess you used copy and paste? And in answer to your question, no.
Stranger: okay
You: This is when you disconnect, am I right?
Stranger: maybe
You: Ooh, a guessing game. I guess 'yes'.
You: Wow, 2/3 of my sentences have contained the word 'guess'.
You: 3/4!
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: Disco who?
Stranger: disconnect^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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abulurd
Stranger: heelo
You: Yes, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: no, not really
You: Really?
Stranger: i have examined this situation before
You: And what did you find?
You: was it lemons?
Stranger: nope, tacos
You: woah
You: I did not see that coming
You: in retrospect it makes sense
Stranger: I also found that the airspeed velocity of a pigeon going 34 mph in a head wind of 6 mph = Mexico
You: what about when it is carrying a coconut
Stranger: Brazil
You: sweet
You: what about chips
Stranger: that equation would be reprehensible to that of a purple platypus
You: what is the relationship between meth and mcdonalds
Stranger: both involve heart attacks
You: whats up with hats
Stranger: i have to go, but nice conversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
and yes I know I stole my opening line from someone else
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