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Dralas
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yes?
You: Yes what?
Stranger: are you like the rest?
You: Who exactly is the rest?
Stranger: boring, repetitive
You: Not really
Stranger: rest of the people here
Stranger: how are you not like them
Stranger: explain w/examples
You: Well the fact that i haven't disconnected you already probaly proves one thing.
Stranger: and you formed a coherent sentence
Stranger: that's two things
You: Alright, now, see here, this is the internet, soo, you think that many people will care much about the fact of forming a coherent sentence? Not many.
Stranger: you would think that a site that lets you talk compeltely anonymously would be interesting - a place to trade secrets, retarded stories etc.
Stranger: but it's just about people that want to ask me if i have a $%^&*! and tell me what they'll do to it
You: It could be, if people thought out a way to make a conversation about something.
Stranger: ok, tell me something interesting that happend to you this year
Stranger: something life altering
You: Life altering...
You: Let me think..
You: Well, backed into another person with my car, so that sucked because of the fact of me having to blow off a bunch of money to fix it. So, that led down a bad chain of events.
Stranger: how bad?
Stranger: btw - in most cases the people in the back car are blamed for the accident
You: After that I thought it would be a good idea to buy a timeshare, to get that money back, but I ended up losing alot of cash because of that.
Stranger: there's no proof you reveresed
You: Yes, It was my fault.
Stranger: a timeshare? yowza
Stranger: yeah, i know it's your fault but you could've weaseled out of it
Stranger: say that he rammed into you
Stranger: unless you were in a place that you couldn't drive forward
You: Meh, this happened a little while back, couldn't really change things now.
Stranger: anyways, why did you buy a timeshare?
Stranger: isn't that the most stupid thing a human can do with his money?
Stranger: it's like a cliche
You: Then after the timeshare, I had come into work asking my boss for a raise so I could be able to pay off these debts, but somehow got into a debate with him about our country and communism.
You: well
You: no.
You: a timeshare can work it
You: out*
You: but most of the time it won't, It was a gamble really..
Stranger: it sounds like you had a really bad year financially
Stranger: mostly due to things under your control
Stranger: we're slaves to money and possessions aren't we
You: oh yeah, it really sucked, I'd love to be able to blame someone, however that's just not how life comes around usually.
Stranger: but even knowing that - i still can't shake how good physical things make me feel
Stranger: my life altering realization is that relationships make everything feel better
You: It reminds me on 'freedom' in the constitution, what freedom do we have if we will always be bound because of the thing's around us, we do not have true options, only the options that we've been stuck with since day 1.
Stranger: like, if i were in your position
Stranger: feeling crappy about the car, the timeshare and my boss
Stranger: and i had a supporting partner
Stranger: it would all feel unimportant
Stranger: i don't feel like my options are limited
You: Ah, how so?
Stranger: i feel like my abilities to fulfill these options are limited
Stranger: well, for one - the world is huge and i will never EVER be able to do and see everything that offers
Stranger: so i have to choose
You: And what option in life have you chosen for yourself?
Stranger: for example, i can choose to get up right now
Stranger: and become a sailor
Stranger: travel the world
Stranger: jump through harbors etc
You: You've chosen this just now or you have had this planned out?
Stranger: and there are a million other things i can do with my life right now
Stranger: no no
Stranger: i'm saying that it's a possibility
You: Ah
Stranger: the world is so vast that i have many options at my fingertips at any given moment
Stranger: so i don't feel limited
Stranger: i do however limit the choices myself
Stranger: because of human nature
Stranger: search of stability etc
Stranger: so you can in fact say that one is limited
Stranger: but mostly it's himself that does the limiting
You: Well, unfortunately, many people now have very little flexibility such as you. I cannot say that I am right for sure, but from what I have lived, it just doesn't seem very plausible for me anymore.
You: err
You: mis-typed that one
You: *Many people do not have*
Stranger: are you happy?
Stranger: happiness is objective
Stranger: it's not something different for everyone else
Stranger: are you?
You: Well, in the boat I am in right now, I'm not happy, but I'm not sad nor angry. I've managed to dig my way out of debt finally just recently, but because I had done such stupid things in the past, that prevents me from being able to truly enjoy the present.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: do you think you will be happy?
You: In due time yes
Stranger: assuming you continue to do what you're doing now
Stranger: why?
Stranger: what will make you happy?
You: It will be that eventually I can learn to forgive myself for the actions i had taken so long ago, and that sometimes I must not hold onto the past like it was the last thing left to me. But for now, even though I see the way I should act, I cannot seem to grasp this.
You: Well, I shall leave you with one final note, remember this: "Of honor within, and a fear without"
Stranger: good luck!
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'I kinda just BS'd this guy since I really never did anything, but hopefully he shall see through this anyway and learn a lesson.
Post by
lordcrypto
Heres mine Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: mac
Stranger: the bell has rang
You: This is the FBI. Your IP address has ben traced and agents are en route to your dwelling.
Stranger: lol, the FBI what i do?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: joke
You: dont worry
Stranger: Oh, i cant stop laughing, oh this hurts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by
Fathios
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: What's up
Stranger: nmm u
You: Nothin much
Stranger: very nice
You: Indeed
Stranger: lol
You: I know right
You: Best conversation ever
Stranger: oh yeah
You: ...
Stranger: uh
You: I gtg bye
Stranger: peace
You have disconnected.
This one's a bit more interesting
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: Why didn't I see this coming? 40/m/FBI headquarters, pervert.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by
Fathios
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: wat up
Stranger: homie g
You: nothin
You: homeslice
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: lol
You: what is love
Stranger: idk
Stranger: never been in love
You: that sucsk
Stranger: yea
Stranger: but its good though
You: i dont understand this human concept of "love"
Stranger: b/c i wouldn't know how it feels if i lose it
Stranger: its just love
You: hmmm
Stranger: u love someone
You: like
You: you
You: have...
You: secks?
Stranger: u don't have to love them
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old r u?
You: most interesting
You: i am older then the ground you walk on
You: I
You: AM
You: GOD
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: no ur not
You: YES I AM
Stranger: NO UR NOT!
You: LIES
Stranger: god knows what love is
Stranger: u don't
You: Damn
You: you've figured it out
You: I am actually...
You: ...
You: CTHULHU!
You: FEAR ME!
Stranger: huh?
You: FEAR THE WRATH OF CTHULHU!
Stranger: i have to go :D
You: CTHULHU FT'AGN
I think I scared him.
Post by
EluraE
Stranger: i think every movie should ended with an ewok dance party
Stranger: especially titanic
You: yes!
Stranger: I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK.... EHH.... and then a random block of ice floats by with dancing/singing ewoks
Stranger: yes.
Post by
Arathian
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: "hiiiiiiiii"interesting,go on,illuminate me
Stranger: :p
Stranger: m or f?
You: Why do you feel the need to know that?
Stranger: because i want to know...
You: interesting
You: tell me more\
Stranger: about what?
You: let's start with you
You: how was your day?
Stranger: nice...i went for swiming with some friends....
Stranger: u?
You: we are here to talk about you,not me
Stranger: wrong
You: what makes you feel that?
Stranger: we are here to talk not listen the othes
Stranger: other talking*
You: what are your feelings on this?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: age?
You: Can you elaborate on that?
Stranger: no
Stranger: age?
Stranger: :p
You: What does that suggest to you?
Stranger: will you anser me that simple think? AGE?
You: Does that trouble you?
Stranger: yes
You: Tell me more...
Stranger: tell me your age and we will see...
You: That is quite interesting proposal
Stranger: so?
You: I understand.
Stranger: you undestand what?
You: You're not really talking about me, are you?
Stranger: what?...i want YOU tell me YOUR age...
Stranger: :p
You: We were discussing you, not me
Stranger: hahah
You: "hahah"Tell me more...
Stranger: man are you
Stranger: ok?
You: What else comes to mind when you ask that?
Stranger: i dont know why im not disconect :p
You: "i dont know why im not disconect :p"that is certainly of great interest.Continue please
You: Are such questions on your mind often?
Stranger: yes...when im talking with strange people like you...
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes..
You: I see.
You: What is it that you really want to know?
Stranger: what is your job
Stranger: ?
You: Suppose you got to know?
Stranger: yes
You: Why yes?
Stranger: why not?
You: Have you asked anyone else?
Stranger: yes
You: I understand.
Stranger: i dont think that you understand... :p
You: You are being a bit negative.
You: I understand.
Stranger: I am a bit negative?you dont even tell me your age :p
You: What does that suggest to you?
Stranger: nothing
You: Are you Sure?
Stranger: absoloutly
You: That is quite interesting.
You: tell me more.
Stranger: pff..
Stranger: age?
You: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Stranger: age?
You: ok "age?'...tell me more
Stranger: what is your favorite song?
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agt much:P
Post by
thedot
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Yay!
Post by
Skyfire
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: "hiiiiiiiii"interesting,go on,illuminate me
Stranger: :p
Eliza type behavior ftw?
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Post by
Archaeic
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
hey
You:
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D
Post by
Random0008
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
hey
You:
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D
#$%^ing noob necro!
Post by
Everborne
Man this website is awesome! But what's asl?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i have a big one for you
You: Brainsssss...
Stranger: hi
You: Brainsssss...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: KFC is finger lickin' good. What about you?
You: Are you finger lickin' good?
You: Or maybe you're busy lickin' your fingers.
You: You should lick mine.
You: Here.
Stranger: i think i shouldlick your *!@#$
You: I'm a chick.
Stranger: dont you?
You: Sorry I no can haz @#$%^.
Stranger: well maybe not
Stranger: thats too bad
You: I are a sad panda.
You: Is you a sad panda?
You: Me likey bananas.
Stranger: lol
You: roflmaozedong.
You: dingdongbells
You: Goombye.
You have disconnected.
Yeah I'm actually a dude. But when he suggested that he should lick my d!(k, I decided to just be random. It was fun.
Post by
Dhazy
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: >_>
Stranger: help me...?
You: <_<
Stranger: throw something at me
You: *throws pistachio shells*
Stranger: ooh!
Stranger: i like pistachios :-)
You: Me too. :D
Stranger: salty, though
You: Except when I eat 20 and then I accidentally knock over the wastebin I have in my computer room.
Stranger: ahhh yes
Stranger: they make a terrible mess to clean
You: THERE ARE SHELLS. EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: every freakin' where
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it's a messy food to eat
You: But it's not the same if you buy a bag of preshelled pistachios.
Stranger: yea, i guess that would solve your problem, huh
Stranger: but that would mean taking the easy way out
You: EZ Mode
Stranger: yep
You: indeed
Stranger: well..
Stranger: thanks for the pistachio shells
Stranger: i'll hang onto them as a momento
You: No problem. :)
Stranger: can i throw something at you?
You: Sure.
Stranger: birds
You: BIRDS!
Stranger: pigeons, in particular
You: Pigeons. Oooooo.
You: They make funny noises.
Stranger: yes, cute little disease carrying pigeons
You: Rats with wings.
Stranger: certainly
You: They're better than seagulls, though.
Stranger: well
Stranger: i don't know about that
You: I went out to a beach with some stale bread. There were maybe 5 seagulls there.
You: I started throwing bread at them.
You: In less than 2 minutes, there was a swarm of maybe 200 seagulls.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well, same goes for pigeons, you know
Stranger: except they're in a city, poor things
You: Yeah.
Stranger: they can't fly off over the ocean, you know
Stranger: and be free
You: How long is their life expectancy?
Stranger: i kind of feel bad for them
Stranger: and seagulls,
Stranger: while they're a @#$%^
You: Haha.
Stranger: they thrive in their $%^&*iness because they have freedom
Stranger: *sigh*
You: Ahahah.
Stranger: get it?
Stranger: poor pigeons
Stranger: and god forbid they choke on pistachio shells
You: lol!
Stranger: always, always, always buy preshelled pistachios when you visit a major metropolis
Stranger: ;-)
You: "Oh! I think I'll eat some pistachios! Omnomnomnom." *throws the shells on the ground, what a litterbug*
You: *SWOOP* A pigeon picks up the shells.
Stranger: nooooooo
You: Then it has a seizure.
Stranger: you mean, evil person
Stranger: you are the devil
You: Correction.
You: I am the spawn of the devil.
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: even better ;-)
You: Yup.
Stranger: well, good to know then
You: :D
Stranger: want to keep going, or should we just end it right here
Stranger: ya know, on a good note
You: Meh.
Stranger: yea, meh
You: Pigeons and pistachios.
You: Yeahhhhhhhh.
Stranger: i mean, could it get any more random and mundane
You: SOCKS ON FIRE.
Stranger: or bras on fire, that's better
You: AMAZING!
Stranger: &*!@ bras
You: I know. >:U
Stranger: like
Stranger: they're the most uncomfortable things ever
Stranger: but they make you look so good, ya kow
Stranger: know*
You: Yeh.
You: I hate the really cheap ones that snap after a few months.
Stranger: yep
You: Those make me rage
Stranger: or the snap closures permanently snap close
Stranger: after some time
Stranger: that's annoying
You: Ohmygod.
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: let's burn the uncomfortable ones
You: Burn them.
Stranger: on a beach
You: BURN THEM.
Stranger: with seagulls
Stranger: munching on pistachios
Stranger: NO SHELLS
You: Yes!
Stranger: so then, what will we wear?
You: Best idea ever!
Stranger: totally
You: Fingerless gloves.
Stranger: that's it?
You: And hoodies.
You: And shorts.
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: yea...comfort
You: But top hats, too.
Stranger: oh, what a sight
You: So we can look like hobos, but FANCY hobos.
Stranger: YES
You: Monocle optional.
Stranger: actually, ya know
Stranger: i think eventually someone would complain
Stranger: i mean, picture it
Stranger: it's cause for institutionalism
You: Hmmmm.
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's been fun opening my mind to new things
Stranger: :-)
You: :D
Stranger: thank you
You: No problem.
Stranger: you have a good day now!
You: Just a day in the life of me.
You: *busts through the ceiling*
Stranger: i'll forever remember you *sniffle*
You: *dramatic music*
Stranger: but...will you be back...
You: Someday. . . . day. . . . day. . . . day. . . .
Stranger: *sniffle*
Stranger: go off then
Stranger: to do bigger and better things
You: Indeed.
Stranger: you have made an impact
Stranger: goodbye now
Stranger: *sniffle*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And so ends the tale of Super Dhazy, and her love for pistachios.
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