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Post by
mudfish
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I'm watching you.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m\f?
You: I see you sitting at your computer...
Stranger: cool
Stranger: then
You: I'm comming for you!
You: Rawr!
You: Braaaains...
You: Must eat braaaaains...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post by
Hayda
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi dar
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: fine u
You: want a cookie?
Stranger: yes..
You: too bad
You: want a brownie?
Stranger: fine, u
You: What?
Stranger: screw u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: Depends.
You: Whatcha doin?
Stranger: oh my God
Stranger: $%^&ing states
Stranger: I hate your country
You: rofl
You: I do also.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: fcking american *!@gots
You: mhmmm
You: Grr.
You: =(
You: I'm not a !@#got.
Stranger: don't cry
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Post by
hellshadow
My first was like this:
Me: Hello.
Stranger: do you understand?
Me: Sure.
Stranger: Liar.
'Your conversation partner has disconnected.'
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434279
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Post by
TheRevRun
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: from
Stranger: ?
You: CALI
Stranger: where?
Stranger: ..
You: SAN DIEGO
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: ot
Stranger: og
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my
Stranger: korean
You: u?
Stranger: yes
You: I mean where you from
Stranger: oh
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127599
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Post by
Gnoktish
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: moo
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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127599
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Post by
desperat
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A Wild Furry appears
you: Furry uses yiff
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post by
abulurd
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Have you conffessed to lord queggy recently?
Stranger: yeh
You: LIEZZZZZ
Stranger: its true
You: What did Lord queggy look like
Stranger: oohhh, except that is not how you spell "lord queggy"
Stranger: its Lord queggie
You: Infidel!
You: It is and always has been with a y
Stranger: no,
Stranger: its an ie
Stranger: like ellie
You: Now lord queggY will be angry with you
Stranger: you cant spell ellie with a y
Stranger: like elly thats wired
You: dont you know, thou shalt not take Lord Queggys name in vain
Stranger: and the same with lord queggie
You: Blasphemer
You: Queggy have mercy on your soul
You have disconnected.
Post by
Ilovemuffins
heres some from /v/
You: heya
Stranger: sorry im not looking for a sexual oriented person
You: say Snake, have you figured out how that Mk.II works yet?
Stranger: what is that ?
You: You haven't even tried using it yet?
You: Snake I spent weeks on that thing!
Stranger: i don't understand what are you talking about
You: Ok it's simple snake let me explain
You: Go into the items menu, select the Mk.II, then equip it.
You: To activate it set it as the selected item
You: Snake are you reading playboy again? Listen to me!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyy
You: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: ha
Stranger: sup
You: help me push the cart
Stranger: what is wrong with u
You: nothing, I'm trying to push the cart so we can win the round
Stranger: ok.come on
You: can you roll medic, then we can push for an uber charge
Stranger: sorry for that
Stranger: i cann't
You: i'll change to demoman
Stranger: what is that
You: careful, that soldiers a spy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i donn't know much about that
You: how close are you to full charge?
Stranger: sorry i donn't know what u means
You: common doc I need that charge
You: At this rate we will never win...
Stranger: sorry.maybe we can talk another topic.i really donn't know what u said
You: ok sure, do you know anything about intelligence?
You: I heard the reds have our intel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey there, buddy.
Stranger: How are you
You: I'm pretty good ma'self and you?
Stranger: im good thanks
Stranger: where ya from ;D
You: I'm from Texas, pal.
Stranger: im from the UK
You: Alrighty then.
Stranger: ;D
You: So, whattaya' do for a livin'?
Stranger: well
Stranger: imah student for another year
Stranger: im also a gamer
Stranger: and play guitar
Stranger: you?
You: I'm an engineer myself.
You: Area denial mostly.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: spy sappin mah sentry
You: WHERE?
Stranger: xD
You: I'LL GET THAT YELLOW LIVERED BASTARD GOOD!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: XD
You: SENTRY DOWN.
Stranger: "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!"
You: I ain't no Heavy, pal.
Stranger: MEDIC!
You: I don't need no damn doc, I have dispensers.
Stranger: xd
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Im a spy personally
You: >:(
You: You'd best start runnin', boy.
Stranger: but i spam wid spy
Stranger: xD
You have disconnected.
Post by
Gnoktish
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: IM CALLING THE ANGRY GERMAN KID ON YOU!
You have disconnected.
Post by
127599
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Post by
kattib
I would have conversations but I keep getting people who want to cyber and it scares the living daylights out of me
Post by
Jinxies
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi. your shoe size?
You: Ima cat meeooooow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
/lol
Post by
lightnstuff
if you happen to run into something like this on WoW theres some addon to help with this...Goblin Therapist? has what you need.
The smart ones stop talking the usual ones keep talking till they get mad and ignore you
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445789
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