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115437
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Post by
Laihendi
Queggy doesn't even post in randomness anymore. Your master has abandoned you.
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115437
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Post by
Laihendi
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i like your hair
Stranger: hahah
You: i'm serious
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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115437
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85162
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Post by
Haxzor
Why do people still think of Queggy as master of Randomness?
Post by
Wowgeek
Connection asploded.
Hahaha, I found this funny.
I did actually have a decent conversation from a person from another country. Very interesting site. A few less trolls on it and it could be a very big social network site.
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211132
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Post by
Arathian
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: There isn't any chance you want to take candle.Right?
Stranger: oh.. you know?
You: .....YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!
Stranger: why do you think?
You: *hides candle*
You: YOU NO TAKE IT!*bites strangers nose*
You: nice wax,nice
You: CANDLE THIEF!
Stranger: how's thief?
You: MAY THE GREAT CANDLE'S CURSE FELL ON YOU!
You: nice candle.Nice
You: YOU TAKE NO CANDLE!RAWR
Stranger: hey.. calm down.. are you korean?
You: Nope
You: But you still no take candle
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: i take the candle
Stranger: with my tears
You: NO!YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!]
Stranger: i realy realy sad
You: *bites his nose and his %%^##*
Stranger: i never sad now..
You: MY CANDLE!
You: MY CANDLE!
You: YOU TAKE NO CANDLE!
TEH CANDLE IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Stranger: ok. you have.
Stranger: that's yours
Stranger: i take my candle
You: *.....gives toast to stranger*
Stranger: i dont have your candle
You: .....i take your candle too!
You: *takes strangers candle*
Stranger: ok i give to you
Stranger: that's realy cheap
You: .....you give me your candle?
You: you be OK?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: that's lie
You: CANDLE=everything
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: kekeke
You: I TAKE YOUR CANDLE!
Stranger: no
Stranger: you have just yours
You: I TAKE IT!ALL YOUR CANDLE BELONGS TO ME!NO REASON TO RESIST!
Stranger: you dont have anybody's candle
You: I TAKE IT!
Stranger: um.. where do you live?
You: YOUR CANDLE IS MINE!
Stranger: are you will be president?
You: Meh name is Bush
Stranger: kekeke..
You: One day aliens possesed me and said i became presintent of some USA thing.....
Stranger: you are very famous
You: OHHHHH!RLY?
Stranger: wow!
You: so i take candle?
Stranger: ye! just yours
You: NICE!
You: TEH CANDLE IS MINE!MOUHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: oh.. can i give to you our president's candle?
You: YES!
Stranger: take please..
You: MORE CANDLES MOAR MOAR!
Stranger: thanx!
Stranger: he is like a bush..
You: I BE KING OF CANDLES!
You: I KING!
Stranger: oh..!
Stranger: if you will be king what do you doing?
You: You has more candles?
You: If i king of candles....exm....all must gimme deir candles!
You: Bye candle thief!
You have disconnected.
Post by
Queggy
Why do people still think of Queggy as master of Randomness?
Because I am?
I find it amusing to lurk here and read your posts talking about how I've abandoned you.
EDIT -
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ahoy thar!
Stranger: hi
You: So . . .
You: Yep . . .
You: Totally . . .
You: I know what you mean!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
You: Yeah!
You: Wow! Really?
Stranger: suck me'
Stranger: 'lick my bals
You: ^_-
You: Fascinating . . .
Stranger: gook'
You: I have a question for you.
Stranger: asasasasasas
You: What would you do if I told you I worked for the government to moniter the levels of creeperness on the internet?
Stranger: i say good work freek
You: You mispelled "freak"
You: Naughty, naughty!
Stranger: ok freek
You: So anyways . . .
Stranger: !@#$ you
Stranger: ?
You: How interesting . . .
Stranger: yes
You: Is that all you know? Can you not discuss anything reasonable or intellectual? Perhaps you are a baboon's backside sitting on the keyboard?
You: ^_-
Stranger: yes
You: You are a baboon's backside?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
EDIT 2 -
I'm doing my duty!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: so what's your opinion on the Queen?
You: Which Queen?
Stranger: I mean the Queen of England, but if you have an opinion on another one thats cool too
You: Hmmm . . . I don't really know much about her. I live in America. All I can really say is that she is a figurehead without much real power.
Stranger: haha thats not so much an opinion rather than a fact
Stranger: where in the states are you?
You: South-Eastern States.
Stranger: er my american geography isn't that strong
Stranger: florida?
You: Close. Alabama.
You: You live in the UK?
Stranger: nope
You: Oh.
Stranger: it was a fair assumption though
You: Europe? America? Australia?
Stranger: however she is technically my Queen too
Stranger: try a neighbour
You: Ireland? Scotland? Wales?
Stranger: your neighbour
You: Oh.
You: Canada?
Stranger: haha yep
You: Cool. I know some people from there.
Stranger: Sarah from Toronto?
You: Errr . . . no. I'm actually a volunteer staff memeber for an internet site and some of the admins live in Canada. That's all . . .
Stranger: oh haha okay
You: Yep.
Stranger: is the site nerdfighters.com?
You: No. wowhead.com
You: Ever heard of WoW?
You: It's a site for that.
Stranger: as in the game
Stranger: oh okay
You: A Database site
Stranger: dont know much about the game, never played it
You: Heh, that's alright
Stranger: i know a guy who dropped out of university cause of it!
You: I actually have to go now, but it was nice to actually talk intellectually like real people to someone. Thank you!
Stranger: all right, nice talking to you too
You: Bye.
Stranger: take care
Stranger: bye
You: Check out wowhead! Maybe you'll discover you might like the game! There are free trials you know. ;)
You: Anyways, bye for real now!
Post by
Thraisenth
You: lo there
Stranger: Hi
You: hows life?
Stranger: me?
You: no, the person next to you
Stranger: you say me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think sarcasm was lost on this chappy :/
That and he obviously didn't speak very fluent english, no I have nothing against the koreans on here, although the conversations to get rather....slow after a while with them :p
edit: Has anyone else noticed how most of the Koreans also ask "Do you know Korea?" as if its the worlds best kept secret or something?
edit2: sp
edit3:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: hey
You: please tell me you're not yet another retard looking for cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Evidently he was :p
Post by
128491
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Post by
Arcage
Why does everyone think it's some kind of dating site?
I know, it's not like you rly expect to meet someone, the reason your there's is because of the anonymity.
Most the time it's asl?
and I'm like....who cares?
there's some fun ppl out there though :)
Post by
Eneder
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hies
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where u from stranger?
You: You callin' meh a stranger?
You: you're the stranger!
Stranger: hahaha no it say stranger on my screen
Stranger: thats u!
You: no u!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: wanna fight about it!
You: *steps outside*
You: come get some!
Stranger: oh now its on
Stranger: wait am i fighting a girl?
You: Do you hit girls? (not hittin on, but hit)
Stranger: idk do i look like chris brown?
You: I haven't seen your face stranger
You: So I don't know!
Stranger: damn
You: *uppercut*
Stranger: this is gonna be hard
Stranger: jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
Stranger: what is ur problem
Stranger: we were trying to sort something out why do u always resort to problems
You: I'm hitting you, hitting you, hitting you... girl
Stranger: aha
Stranger: did u just call me a girl?
You: read the log
You: It's says girl doesn't it?
Stranger: oh thats it
Stranger: be it girl or guy im swinging back
Stranger: u crossed the line
You: brace for impact
Stranger: none of that straight jab u in the throat
You: AUCH!
You: You just need to feel the revenge of my GAY SLAP!
You: *slap*
Stranger: ah
Stranger: that hurts
Stranger: im not playing with u no more
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
IMO... Best.... Chat.... Fight...... EVER!
Post by
Queggy
Why does everyone think it's some kind of dating site?
I know, it's not like you rly expect to meet someone, the reason your there's is because of the anonymity.
Most the time it's asl?
and I'm like....who cares?
there's some fun ppl out there though :)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ahoy thar!
Stranger: asl?
You: /sigh
You: This isn't a dating site stupid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Just happened to me.
/sigh
Post by
128491
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Post by
Arcage
Eneder that is probably the best I've seen :D
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