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HiVolt
07/06 22:58:32 'PattyNumbers' has left the chat.
07/06 22:58:35 'HiVolt' has joined the chat
D:
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421339
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Post by
Adamsm
Heh.
Billy: Right. So it's that, and the fact that 'prefixmancer' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Bob: For the record, I can pronounce 'prefixmancer' just dandy.
Harry: You don't have a tongue for it to roll off of.
Bob: Ah, a tongue. A skull can dream!
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Adamsm
Heh, go Jerry.
Post by
Interest
Lol.. that was fast, someone already made a comic about it
Oh come on, my capctha was "Emancipator, ploughing" I had to rub my eyes 3 times to make out the whole thing.
What the fawk.
Post by
Interest
lol the poor bastards with this name and surname
Wow lmao.
Post by
cheezedood21
>use your remaining inventory to make a chopper and ride out in style
With no time to waste, you line up the Vials of Troll Sweat, place the Oshu'gun Crystal Powder at either end, and lay your Ripper across the lot. Then you arrange your Frostweave Bandages to somewhat resemble tires.
You sit on this, make "BRRRMM BRRRMM" noises and accomplish nothing else.This story is epic.
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Interest
>use your remaining inventory to make a chopper and ride out in style
With no time to waste, you line up the Vials of Troll Sweat, place the Oshu'gun Crystal Powder at either end, and lay your Ripper across the lot. Then you arrange your Frostweave Bandages to somewhat resemble tires.
You sit on this, make "BRRRMM BRRRMM" noises and accomplish nothing else.This story is epic.
I got a good laugh. =P
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148723
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Post by
cheezedood21
You prepare yourself to fire completely wildly into the darkness, but...
it...
There's something behind you. You can see it almost clearly, about a hundred yards up the winding trail, moving slowly across the desert hardtack. It's shuffling, moving laboriously as though crushed under some impossibly heavy weight, a hunched over form, shifting in and out of the Abyssal Darkness.
You squint your Keen Eyes to get a better look.
It's... it's some kind of Gnoll, some kind of , of enormous, hunchbacked Gnoll wearing some sort of metal, triangular, sharply-angled helmet that is very clearly bearing down on it, bogging every movement into a slow, painful crawl as it drags its own enormous weight along.
it is also dragging what appears to be a gigantic butcher knife behind it, the weapon at least two or three times' the creature's size. This knife appears to be unbelievably heavy, the monstrous Gnoll pausing every few weary steps to pull the weapon along, causing a harsh, metallic scr@pe that cuts through your ears like iron nails on the chalkboard of your soul.
You check your Track Undead.
This blip has a name.
It appears to be called 'Pyramid Hogger.'
More amazing/nightmare-inducing storytelling.
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148723
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Post by
Interest
LOSSTERS GO PEENCHPEENCH
Ow it hurtz.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Later doods.
Also, I just found out that my gf finished Bioshock 2 before me.... I knew it was a bad idea letting her into my steam account :P
I feel unmanly now.
Post by
cheezedood21
Edit: Just made a Transformice account, anyone want to be my friend?
I'm signed in as 'hitoldry.' :)
Just type c/ hitoldry YO WASSUP
Post by
Interest
Later doods.
Also, I just found out that my gf finished Bioshock 2 before me.... I knew it was a bad idea letting her into my steam account :P
I feel unmanly now.
Lol...
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148723
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Post by
cheezedood21
:( Transformice room is down.
ha ha
Post by
Interest
Page 542 now....
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149406
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Post by
Neffy
Vent is so lulzy.
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