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Post by
Adamsm
You guys, I'm a lamp.
Is that the sister of a kamp?
Post by
240140
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Post by
Adamsm
I can see laughing at Perk's 'kitty' but not sure why you are giggling about the lamp.
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240140
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Post by
Adamsm
Yes, but you are cwazy.
Post by
Interest
Hi! I'm Godzilla and I like waffles. And sometimes Tokyo.
Hai again.
Post by
Adamsm
Hm, so found a good way to make more gold; buy up the faction pets and sell on the NH for 30-60 gold heh.
Post by
Adamsm
Aahh....
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...
*Squeak!*
Than spend one more minute with you
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148723
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Post by
Adamsm
Dim bulb at that.
Anyways, time for sleep.
The fact that I now sleep means I win!
Post by
Haxzor
I had an amazing nap. mmmm naps
Post by
Interest
Time 4 sleep.
Post by
148723
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Post by
Haxzor
Dim bulb at that.
We don't need to see, we only need to do.
Its by doing whatever that we become whoever!
Post by
donnymurph
However, if we do whatever wherever, then we can do it whenever forever.
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148723
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Post by
Haxzor
You Aussies and your words.
Stick to shrimp and barbies.
And also, there is a too soon joke to be made here.
I made one of them about NZ today
Post by
donnymurph
You Aussies and your words.
Stick to shrimp and barbies.
And also, there is a too soon joke to be made here.
Contrary to popular belief, we actually eat prawns, not shrimp.
Post by
Haxzor
Shrimp are #$%^ing pimp, mainly the Pistol Shrimp
Post by
donnymurph
My work colleagues bought me a bottle of JD and a hip flask with my initials engraved onto it, for my birthday. It made me smile.
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