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The way you've worded that implies that you have a multitude of eyes. Would you care to describe where each one is located?
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I always knew there was something weird about you.
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ElhonnaDS
Two in the back of my head.
Hot.
Yeah- totally put that in your profile.
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donnymurph
I was the only person on Wowhead with this avatar for so long. Now 2 other people are using it.
Maybe I should find a new one. People always used to mistake me for a girl back in the day anyway.
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Hooray for no captchas.
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ElhonnaDS
'I have four eyes, one of which works'.
'I also have another eye, but it's not for looking.'
Yes- you should always reference your penis in a profile, so that women know that you're not afraid of intimacy. You should also let them know that you'll be willing to cook once in a while, so they would get to leave the kitchen sometimes. Let them know that, even if you creep around and find their Facebook profile before they give it to you, you won't actually send them and all of their acquaintances friend requests until after the first date.
Also, since were talking about winning with sensitivity, let them know that you always carry condoms to the first date so the don't have to worry if they drink too much. Tell them that you're a stand-up kind of guy who would be just as willing to help them out with bail money as you would be to ask for it. And that you don't care what people say- sex is better with the lights off- it's who a person is "on the inside" that counts.
Or, you know, you could not talk about your penis in your profile :P
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donnymurph
Hooray for no captchas.
Oh you premium people, so late to the party.
I normally don't get them, but as a non-premium, I got them heaps when playing forum games. Which is pretty much the only reason I bought premium in the first place. So I just went and voted on a whole bunch of comments to get my reputation over 1500.
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