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Rystrave
Hat sent me the biggest, cutest kitty pic on my Twitter. It made my day :3
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
My life is complete!
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/49411/official-grand-theft-auto-radio-playlists-on-spotify-and-itunes.html
Post by
Interest
Well that was fun to read back on.
Back to Serene's Forest.
Post by
MyTie
Well that was fun to read back on.
I saw this, and I was like "yep". That's what I figured.
Post by
Interest
I guess.
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Post by
MyTie
So did anyone else see Putin giving the topless girl two thumbs up?
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
So did anyone else see Putin giving the topless girl two thumbs up?
Yeah, haha. Even though I side with the protesters over Putin, I can't help but chuckle at that as his response.
Post by
322702
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Interest
So did anyone else see Putin giving the topless girl two thumbs up?
That's not shooped?
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
HSR interesting link in your sig, it has given me new books to read.
Glad someone found it useful!
So did anyone else see Putin giving the topless girl two thumbs up?
That's not shooped?
Nope, it happened. I'd link the gif, but naked backs might be walking the line.
Post by
Magician22773
please, just let it drop
Interesting. I have no idea what Magician's post means. I really don't get it. But, what, are we just not supposed to talk about stuff if someone is mad? Really?
I'm so confused by this. We can't talk about this stuff? We have to force ourselves to talk about cats now? Just so no one gets their feelings hurt? Lame.
Sorry, I guess my lame attempt at ironic humor did not translate very well from my mind to the keyboard. If you really would like a translation, it was poking fun at the 'racism' thread about blacks making the "N" word "their own"....but it only is acceptable when used by other blacks...and with a change in the pronunciation at the end....
Sorry...it kinda lost something in the translation there.
But, seriously...I do accept that I am a bigot, by definition. My beliefs as a Christian are intolerant of many things, and I am not apologetic about that in the least. However, intolerance =/= hatred. So I guess it depends on who's definition you go by. If you take MyTie's definition
utterly intolerant of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own
Then I am a bigot. Really, most of us, if not all of us are. We all are "utterly intolerant" of others beliefs in some way.
However Patty's definition:
someone who, as a result of their prejudices, treats other people with hatred, contempt,
and
intolerance
seems to lump intolerance in with hatred. I do not hate anyone for their beliefs or lifestyle.
And yes, I agree that we should not be "topic policing" the RB. As long as the conversation remains civil, I don't see why any discussion should be cut off here. And if civility cannot be maintained, then thats what the mods are here for.
Post by
Gone
My beliefs as a Christian are intolerant of many things
It's your actions that define whether you're a biggot or not. Thinking homosexuality is a sin for example, doesn't necessarily make you a biggot. Treating gay people differently because of this bias however, is a different story.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
EMERGENCY TOPIC CHANGE!
It all started when our overrated adventurer, Hyperspacerebel, woke up in a lemur-infested moor. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling exceedingly stunned, Hyperspacerebel poked a ripened avocado, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Happy as a frickin' monkey, he realized that his beloved iPad was missing! Immediately he called his so-called friend, Leroy Jenkins. Hyperspacerebel had known Leroy Jenkins for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were exotic ones. Leroy Jenkins was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... pestering. Hyperspacerebel called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very sad Hyperspacerebel. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most long-haired sea monkeys shudder before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually indiscriminately turn red *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Hyperspacerebel. Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Hyperspacerebel? Because he had snuck out from Hyperspacerebel's with the iPad only eleven days prior. It was a curious little iPad... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before Hyperspacerebel got back to the subject at hand: his iPad. Leroy Jenkins sneezed. Relunctantly, Leroy Jenkins invited him over, assuring him they'd find the iPad. Hyperspacerebel grabbed his whale and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Leroy Jenkins realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the iPad and he had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if Hyperspacerebel took the deliciously practical 4-door, he had take at least four minutes before Hyperspacerebel would get there. But if he took the Segway? Then Leroy Jenkins would be very screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Leroy Jenkins was interrupted by five dimwitted marmots that were lured by his iPad. Leroy Jenkins cringed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling angered, he aggressively reached for his gerbil and fearlessly hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Segway rolling up. It was Hyperspacerebel.
----o0o----
As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Sears to pick up a 12-pack of wolverines, so he knew he was running late. With a skillful leap, Hyperspacerebel was out of the Segway and went earnestly jaunting toward Leroy Jenkins's front door. Meanwhile inside, Leroy Jenkins was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the iPad into a box of ninja stars and then slid the box behind his hippopotamus. Leroy Jenkins was angered but at least the iPad was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Leroy Jenkins charismatically purred. With a inept push, Hyperspacerebel opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some dimwitted flaming idiot in a curb-jumping ghetto sled (Impala),' he lied. 'It's fine,' Leroy Jenkins assured him. Hyperspacerebel took a seat not remotely close to where Leroy Jenkins had hidden the iPad. Leroy Jenkins sneezed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Hyperspacerebel was distracted. Giggling like schoolgirl, Leroy Jenkins noticed a funny-smelling look on Hyperspacerebel's face. Hyperspacerebel slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Leroy Jenkins felt a stabbing pain in his shin when Hyperspacerebel asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the iPad right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A pestering look started to form on Hyperspacerebel's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's ninja stars from when she used to have pet 3-legged wallabies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Hyperspacerebel nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Leroy Jenkins could react, Hyperspacerebel deftly lunged toward the box and opened it. The iPad was plainly in view.
Hyperspacerebel stared at Leroy Jenkins for what what must've been nine seconds. As if it really mattered Leroy Jenkins groped indiscriminately in Hyperspacerebel's direction, clearly desperate. Hyperspacerebel grabbed the iPad and bolted for the door. It was locked. Leroy Jenkins let out a curious chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Hyperspacerebel,' he rebuked. Leroy Jenkins always had been a little annoying, so Hyperspacerebel knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Leroy Jenkins did something crazy, like... start chucking wolverines at him or something. In a tragically predictable turn of events, he gripped his iPad tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Leroy Jenkins looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Hyperspacerebel. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame nine days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Hyperspacerebel. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Leroy Jenkins walked over to the window and looked down. Hyperspacerebel was gone.
----o0o----
Just yonder, Hyperspacerebel was struggling to make his way through the imaginery desert behind Leroy Jenkins's place. Hyperspacerebel had severely hurt his taint during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral marmots suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the iPad. One by one they latched on to Hyperspacerebel. Already weakened from his injury, Hyperspacerebel yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of marmots running off with his iPad.
But then God came down with His plucky smile and restored Hyperspacerebel's iPad. Feeling worried, God smote the marmots for their injustice. Then He got in His gas-guzzling, ecology-destroying, tankish SUV and blasted away with the fortitude of 1.2 billion South American hissing sloths running from a misshapen pack of man-eating capybaras. Hyperspacerebel jumped with joy when he saw this. His iPad was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in eleven minutes his favorite TV show, Two and a Half Men, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet ebola'). Hyperspacerebel was excited. And so, everyone except Leroy Jenkins and a few ebola-toting venomous koalas lived blissfully happy, forever after.
/discuss
Post by
322702
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
That was not the greatest story in the world. It was just a tribute.
Post by
322702
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Interest
Good night, don't blow up the internet while I am asleep please.
Sorry. Can't promise that.
Post by
MyTie
Why do you keep doing that HsR? It's more disruptive than the actual discussion.
Post by
Magician22773
EMERGENCY TOPIC CHANGE!
Ahh....but was it?
Giggling like schoolgirl
Here we have a clear example of sexismThere is a topic for that.
dimwitted flaming idiot
I dunno...could be deemed an insult to homosexuals...or idiots...or both. I think we have a topic for both though.
curb-jumping ghetto sled (Impala)
Hmmm....racist undertones, perhaps?
But then God came down
Religion...
and restored Hyperspacerebel's iPad
Yep...we have a topic for Apple products too.
(and on a side note, hopefuly the iPad wasn't jailbroken on 5.1.1, because a restore to 6.1.2 tottally bricks you if are jailbroken)
Post by
MyTie
"bricks you". What does that mean?
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