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Makorr: Junction {Open RP}
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Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
A PAWN who plays be KING!
"
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
"That sentence doesn't even make sense." Logan informed the wand.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
And a FOOL who pretends to have a brain.
"
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
"Hey, I'm not pretending anything." Logan crossed his arms. "Don't go putting words in my mouth."
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
Impossible for the FOOT that already fills it!
"
"I'm having a great day," Jonas said dreamily.
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
Logan raised his camera, snapping a picture of the wand. "At least I have feet. Twig."
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
I have all the powers of a COURT and the movement of angles and lines. You are no more than a PAWN!
"
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
"Maybe. But at the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box."
Post by
355559
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
The game NEVER ENDS!
"
"Maybe because he's not malevolent," Jonas said defensively. "Maybe he's just misunderstood like a friendly king of the sea, but everyone assumed he's evil and therefore turns against him. And do you know what happens when we piss off a king of the sea Zeke? Merpeople. War with merpeople. No one wins that."
Post by
Neonhyper
Character
: Amber Hawkins
Location
: Karazhan
"Except that's a wand that angrily yells about feasting on people's souls. There's not many ways to take that except 'I'm actually really evil and want to devour souls.' Do you know what happens when weapons devour souls? The Lich King. Do you want to be the Lich King, except instead of a really cool sword you have a dorky, really annoying nag of a wand?" Amber pointed out.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"As badass as that might be, I would like to point out souls can mean many things. Maybe he just really likes jazz. Or shoes. I think we're being very narrowminded about this."
Post by
Neonhyper
Character
: Amber Hawkins
Location
: Karazhan
"Okay, Mr. Wand, what do you mean when you say you want to feast on souls?" Amber asked the decidedly not malevolent small stick.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
I am no mere wand. I am RECHECK! The essence of the sport of emperors and lords! Devourer of the lives and time of NERDS! Fear me and my SEVEN levels of movement! Men have been driven MAD upon my squares. MAD! Only that without a soul can comprehend the utter intricacies of my sport. Be thee BLUE or no, you cannot comprehend the depths of my TACTICS!
"
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
"That didn't answer the question at all." Logan observed.
Post by
Neonhyper
Character
: Amber Hawkins
Location
: Karazhan
"This wand should be a politician," Amber remarked.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
SOULS!
"
"I think the only reasonable course of action is playing some smooth jazz to eliminate all other possibilities. Anyone got a sax?"
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
"Zeke, lend me that hammer." Logan insisted. "I'm going to hit him."
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"Wait, me or the wand?"
Post by
355559
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
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