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Post by
Neonhyper
Character
: Amber Hawkins
Location
: Karazhan
"..." Amber surveyed the room and its current inhabitants. She sighed aggressively, before shuffling on over to the Alliance side of the board where the king (if she remembered correctly, it was Llane, that guy who was totally getting a movie that maybe one day she would have gotten to see if she were not stuck in an evil tower that doesn't make sense) stood.
"I got this," she said, promptly before holding her non-bandaged hand out towards the back of the larger-than-life-size figure. Amber paused, scrunching her face up for a moment in realization of just how bizarre this entire moment was, before shrugging and pressing her palm up against a surface, that while having the appearance of metal, felt an awful lot more like stone.
"OH WHAT THE--"
The girl's voice shrilly echoed from the currently static chess piece in the shape of the large burly man in armor, despite the fact that his mouth wasn't moving. Amber herself blinked, realizing that after a few disorienting moments she was looking out of the gaze of the piece, and not her own body.
"Holy singed crumpets on a stick what in the world is this," she exclaimed.
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
Logan sighed, looking over. "Do you even know how to play chess?" He asked Amber, looking at the aligned pieces as he stepped off the board.
The shade's gaze snapped to Zeke. "Pathetic mortal! It is easy to become unpredictable when you are little more than a caricature!"
"Right... so who goes first?" Logan called over.
"As the host and the only one here who is not a pathetic mortal, I shall begin!" The ghost boomed, raising high above his own side of the board. He pointed to one of the pawns, causing the figure to step ahead two spaces.
Post by
lightnstuff
Zeke
Kharazan
"Like holy ^&*!, this isn't even remotely accurate. Like I get caricature but you have to base it off the subject material," Zeke explained, "Like if I call myself Kanye that's cool and all but I act like a prick, I don't go and strap on some goggles and wildly science at things it's completely unrelated. You're being completely unrelated right now. I mean. $%^&. Medivh, technically, was a mortal. I mean you keep saying 'ha mortal' like Medivh wasn't at least born one of the mortal races."
"You talk too much," Kielmarixishiid decided. She stared, then knocked over one of the pawns compulsively.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"Of course I know how to play!" Jonas sniffed derisively from his new position as bystander. "But this is hardly chess. Last I checked, the bishops don't heal, and castles don't shoot fireballs."
Post by
Neonhyper
Character
: Amber Hawkins
Location
: Karazhan
"I was in an elementary school chess club! I was really bad at it, mind you, but I was still in one!" Amber argued. She turned her head, surprised to find that it similarly turned the head of the chess piece (also to find that she was vaguely staring at herself, which was nothing if not disconcerting, unnerving, and unnatural.)
Raising her arms similarly raised both of the chess pieces' (one of which was still just gripping the hammer, clenching and unclenching a fist did nothing to stop that.)
"Okay so how do you do all the abilities?" she asked nobody, waving her arms around and just barely avoiding taking off one of the bishops' head with the hammer.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"Hit the buttons!" Jonas called out helpfully.
"
WILL it, woman!
"
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
Logan shook his head again, looking over the board.
This wasn't normal chess, each of these peices acted weird. There were casters, healers, tanks... Slowly, he stepped between the rows of their own pieces. Pawns... did pawns do anything special?
"Pawn to E-four!" He announced; placing his hand upon the back of a piece. With a groan, the pawn moved forward, arms raised to meet its foes. The man panted, dropping back away from the piece. "Wow that's weird..."
The shade laughed at them, a rook sliding out from behind his already moved pawn. The frozen Doomguard raised it's arms; a fireball launching over the board and towards the frontline of the heroes.
"$%^&!" Logan exclaimed, watching the furthest pawn vanish beneath a pillar of flame.
Post by
morginar
Character:
Martin
Location:
Karazhan
"Do you see a actionbar? Martin loudly asked the woman inside the chess piece.
Post by
lightnstuff
Zeke
Kharazan
"Take the pawn," Kielmarixishiid instructed.
"You're still talking. You should stop that," Zeke grumbled. He straightened, then predictably picked the rook, putting a hand on the water elemental.
Then he was water.
He looked down at the pawn in front of him, "#$%^."
Post by
Neonhyper
Character
: Amber Hawkins
Location
: Karazhan
"There are no buttons in here! And no action bars! What do you think this is, the actual game?" Amber exclaimed. She sighed, instantly regretting the fact she'd have to take advice from the obviously evil twig that Jonas was carrying.
"All right, heroism, heroism," she muttered under her breath.
Abruptly she threw the king into the most animesque pose she could, hammer pointed to the sky, "HEROISM!"
After which, the pieces around Llane seemed to grow a bit bigger, and have a distinct glow to them.
"Hey, that actually worked," she remarked.
Post by
Sparkbolt
Character: Anthony Hippe
Location: Karazhan
"Why are we playing chess? Can't we just kill the shade?" He asked.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
Jonas initiated a slow clap.
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
Logan turned back, watching the display as the pieces began glowing.
Including the bishop he had freed to move. "Alright Amber! You go girl!" He raised a fist, hurrying back and around the piece.
Placing a hand against the piece, he winced again, consciousness flowing into the figure for a moment. "A six, take the rook!" He stated, releasing the piece and watching as it slowly lumbered across the board, moving diagonally over the white squared.
Slowly, it approached the Doomguard, raising its staff. Logan blinked, watching in horror as fire erupted from the rook; consuming his piece and killing it mid-step.
"What the #$%^?" The Earthling's jaw dropped.
"Haha!" The shade cackled. "You know the game's basis, but you fail to grasp the deeper strategy!" On the other side of the board, his pawn moved forward; followed quickly by the second Doomguard.
"You're #$%^ing cheating!" Logan pointed across the board.
The shade halted mid laugh. "Excuse me?"
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
"
ILLEGAL MOVE!
"
Post by
lightnstuff
Zeke
Kharazan
"I sense bull^&*!" Zeke called aloud from the water elemental, still quite frozen.
"Miraculous, perhaps you'll learn to look ahead five seconds rather than simply sticking yourself in a trap of your own design?" Kielmarixishiid purred.
"Cat, I swear to god."
Post by
Neonhyper
Character
: Amber Hawkins
Location
: Karazhan
"No cheating! Boo!" Amber exclaimed, fidgeting slightly all though the piece she controlled was not attuned for such fine movements (and thus remained quite frozen in place aside from looking towards the scene of obvious cheating.)
Post by
Atik
Logan Emery
Karazhan
"You accuse me of cheating? In my own home?" The shade exclaimed, stepping out onto the board.
"Two of your pieces just moved on the same turn!" Logan stepped forward to meet him.
"You landed on a 'lose a turn' square!"
"With what? My only piece that moved is dead!" The main waved a hand to the pile of rubble to the side.
The shade was silent for a moment, eyes narrowing as he squinted.
Flesh suddenly ruptured, splitting and stretching. Where his head once was, a mass of tentacles flailed, a loud screech filling the room.
Logan fell backwards, screaming profanities that were drowned out by the noise.
Post by
Sparkbolt
Character: Anthony Hippe
Location: Karazhan
"Stupid ass nightmare!" He swore as he drew the sword from his back and swung it at the shade. As soon as the steel made contact with one of the multitude of tendrils it exploded with a flash of white light.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Jonas, Recheck Master of Squares
Location:
Karazhan
Jonas lurched backwards. "Holy ^&*!"
Post by
morginar
Character:
Martin
Location:
Karazhan
"I told you he was a good for nothing cheater." Martin commented unsupiriced by the obvious cheating.
The man that hailed from the third planet from the star known as sol walked over to the mage, or was it a archmage? Regardless, this not warlock is a important piece in the game and he placed his palm on the robes.
Then he was a over sized elderly wizard.
"How do I shot fire at the cheating ghost?" He asked.
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