Post by BobTheGreat
I got bored so i copied this guy
and trolled a twilight fan.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats up?
Stranger: nm u?
You: do you like twilight?
Stranger: the movies r ok i like the books a lot better
You: i see
You: well i dont, wanna know why?
You: I'm a vampire and it makes me look like a shining ^&*got
You: yes. its true. what do you want to know?
Stranger: r u really?
You: yes. it wasn't a joke.
Stranger: thats so kool
Stranger: does the sun affect u at all?
You: it will kill me
Stranger: do u drink human blood or animals or both?
You: it is quite similar to the books/movie
You: animals can keep us alive, but they dont taste very good
You: and we have to drink alot more
You: for humans, just one is enough
You: and we have to feed everyday
Stranger: ohh do u kno more vampires besides urself?
You: yes, but not many
You: there is a cult of vampires
You: there are about 20-50 vampires in each country
Stranger: do humans like alot of humans know of u vampires?
You: not many, we only tell tell those that have the destiny of being a vampire in the future
You: but there are a select few who find out, like vampire hunters and the like
Stranger: then y u telling me?
You: some of us have been vampires for too long and just want to tell others to unload the burden of living alone
You: for so many years
Stranger: ooh how old r u?
You: 243, if i am not mistaken
Stranger: may i ask ur name?
You: I am sorry but I can not give my name, for I might be traced
You: As you can see, we can not die, or be killed by others, only the sun can kill us
You: And if we are hurt, the pain will not go away for a few months or even years depending on the wound
You: and the pain is very agonizing to experience
You: imagine being burned but the fire will never die and you are experiencing the pain but you are not diying from it
Stranger: wow that sucks but is there something i can call u by?
You: sure, you can call me josh
You: it was my brother's name. he wasn't a vampire sadly
Stranger: aw y?
You: he died before i became a vampire
You: you see, he died in the place of my father
Stranger: oh im sorry
You: thanks, but it's ok
Stranger: ook did ur dad become a vampire?
You: no he did not, but my mother did
Stranger: well thats good right?
You: i guess it is, i still get to talk to someone, but having a family member as a vampire is sometimes annoying
You: we usually hunt by ourselves, but when we hunt with others, we have to divide how much we feed on
You: which means there are times we will not be fully satisfied
You: anything else you would like to know about our kind?
Stranger: umm how old do u pretened to be infront of humans?
You: when you are a vampire, you do not age, you look the same as you did when you were turned into one, so its not hard to pretend to be a human
You: so we just act normally, we dont draw attention to ourselves
Stranger: then how old were u?
You: when i was changed? i think i was 22
Stranger: wats the youngest that has been changed?
You: if i am not mistaken, i think there was a 7 year old girl that was turned into a vampire
You: i'm not sure if there are anymore younger
Stranger: ooh whats it like to be changed?
You: it's quite simple actually
You: you are supposed to have a blood exchange with another vampire, once you have exchanged blood, you must feed on a human in the next 24 hours or you will die
You: i still remember the first time i tasted blood, it tasted quite metallic, with a sweet aftertaste, it tastes good actually
You: although, the way we taste blood is different from how humans taste it
Stranger: oh wow it tastes better to u huh?
You: yea, i forgot how it tastes for humans though
Stranger: well that was a long time ago
Stranger: can i ask who changed u?
You: im sorry, i can't tell you who
You: because as i said, we can be traced
Stranger: on here?
You: no, by our names
You: this is one of the very few places where we can not be traced
You: another thing that annoys me about twilight, is that vampires do not feel love. we do not feel emotions
Stranger: u dont?
You: correct, we dont feel emotions.
Stranger: y? how cant u?
You: we don't feel emotions because we are just walking dead bodies that arent decaying
You: we can think, but we cannot feel.
You: i'm sorry, i have to go in a while. i must feed soon.
Stranger: oooh ok
You: would you like to ask anymore things before i go?
Stranger: Do u think i'd ever meet a vampire in person and get to talk to them?
You: you could never know if you're talking to a vampire
You: we can usually blend in usually
You: but not always
You: there are a few who have a gift
You: that can smell us out
You: like vampire hunters
Stranger: but theyre not good, vampire hunters.
You: what do you mean by they're not good?
Stranger: they hunt u right?
Stranger: then theyre not good
You: but we can usually escape very easily
You: for us yes, but i guess for you humans they're good because they protect you
Stranger: well theyre no good to me
You: also, before i go, i want you to know, not just vampires exist, many other mythical creatures exist. like werewolves and the like
You: oh ok
You: i must go now
You: i am sorry
You: farewell, i hope to see you in the vampire cult in the future. remember all i have said, do not let anyone know of this conversation. only tell the people whom you trust very well if you want.
best conversation ever.